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Airjockie

Rest In Peace
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littopheng: df
littopheng: hey
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MrTibons: blip
Airj0ckey: yo
MrTibons: this room is off the hizzle...
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: nobody here but the old guy
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MrTibons: spoke too soon
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Airj0ckey: and the young fawker that just joined
MrTibons: and left
Airj0ckey: yup
MrTibons: anything exciting going on for new years in your neck of the woods?
Airj0ckey: nope
Airj0ckey: I just hope nothing blows up
MrTibons: haha
MrTibons: it's ok, new york's the first to go
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: and I'm 50 miles from NY
MrTibons: i see
MrTibons: better get out the duck and cover instructional videos
Airj0ckey: I'm in the basement now
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: and I hermantically selled it with plastic
MrTibons: have you seen the maxim where they teach you to build your own fallout shelter?
Airj0ckey: nope
MrTibons: well... you're ahead of the game then
Airj0ckey: hehe
MrTibons: gotta stockpile the water and canned beans tho
Airj0ckey: I have it stocked with beer
MrTibons: then you're all set =)
Airj0ckey: a TV, and my computer
MrTibons: minor conveniences to the beer
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: argg
MrTibons: ?
Airj0ckey: the AOL AIM sounds are driving me nuts
Airj0ckey: first I can'r hear when someone come in the chat room
iRomeo256 has entered the room.
Airj0ckey: now I got it set to a ghey door sound
MrTibons: and then they don't work at all?
iRomeo256: do i have to fix that fucker again
Airj0ckey: some do some don't
Airj0ckey: yes
MrTibons: it's because aim was coded by a group of gibbons
Airj0ckey: <---Airjockie
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: and you are?
MrTibons: jiahanhao
Airj0ckey: ahh
MrTibons: couldn't tell without the excessive ...
MrTibons: eh?
Airj0ckey: that's me
Airj0ckey: ................
MrTibons: .....................
iRomeo256: <~~~ turbomirage
Airj0ckey: I'm the illeterate fawk
Airj0ckey: or the I can'r speel fawk
Airj0ckey: spell
Airj0ckey: can't
MrTibons: hewked on foniques werked fer mi
iRomeo256: hehe
iRomeo256: hehe
Airj0ckey: typing in a dark basement is hard
MrTibons: do either of you know where i can rent a valve spring compressor..
MrTibons: the kind where i don't need to take off the cylinder head
Airj0ckey: autozone
Airj0ckey: you need to remove the head
Airj0ckey: unless your brave
MrTibons: lol
MrTibons: snap on sells one where you pressurize the cylinders
Airj0ckey: there is an airjockie meathode
Airj0ckey: methode
MrTibons: but i don't have 150 bucks for it
iRomeo256: try autozone i guess
iRomeo256: you pay a deposit that you get back when you return the tool
Airj0ckey: go buy a long peice of hemp rope
MrTibons: uh oh... hemp
Airj0ckey: this method is only good for one cylinder
iRomeo256: he cant use the rope for the springs
Airj0ckey: at a time
Airj0ckey: yes he can
iRomeo256: there is a little plier type tool you can get
iRomeo256: i used something alike when i rebuilt the atv engine
Airj0ckey: as long as the ball of rope in the cylinder is against the valves
MrTibons: http://buy1.snapon.com/catalog/pro_det.asp...ore&dir=catalog
Airj0ckey: the can depress the springes to do the maintenance
Airj0ckey: it's easy-er and cheaper doing it my way
iRomeo256: i think the plier compressor might be easier myself...
Airj0ckey: OK
Airj0ckey: copy paste this ifo some where
Airj0ckey: info
iRomeo256: me?
Airj0ckey: no
Airj0ckey: MR. tib
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: give me a minute
MrTibons: well.. i just want to put in the retainers...
Airj0ckey: I'll type like a drunk mad man in a dark basement
MrTibons: haha
iRomeo256: but, you are all of the above
Airj0ckey: hehe
MrTibons: the alcohol helps him think
Airj0ckey: shadup
iRomeo256: on a more serious note, i prefer airjockie working on my vehicle with a beer in hand
iRomeo256: but thats just what i prefer
MrTibons: lol
iRomeo256: i hate having a mirage shop manual and a nice cam
MrTibons: anyway.. i was thinking of just tapping the retainers until the springs shoot them off somewhere
MrTibons: =)
iRomeo256: uhh
iRomeo256: thats prolly not recommended
MrTibons: lol
iRomeo256: well im off for my late nite at java hut ttfn
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Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/forums/inde...topic=5597&st=0
Airj0ckey: scroll down till you see Airjockie
Airj0ckey: do it that way
Airj0ckey: and you can just easily press the retainers down
Airj0ckey: and remove the 2 holder clips
Airj0ckey: and do what work you need to do
MrTibons: hmmm
MrTibons: thanks
Airj0ckey: and also
MrTibons: i guess it's the same idea as the snap-on thing
MrTibons: but without air.. and much cheaper
Airj0ckey: if you have to remove the timing belt
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: getting that crankshaft pully off is no problem
Airj0ckey: and while your in there
MrTibons: well, im installing ti retainers and camshafts
Airj0ckey: you might as well replace the the water pump and timing belt
Airj0ckey: do it all at once
MrTibons: but my car only has 20k miles =)
Airj0ckey: I've seen belts go sooner than that
Airj0ckey: it depends on the age
Airj0ckey: is it a brand new car?
MrTibons: no
MrTibons: 2001
Airj0ckey: the water pump wont be a consern
MrTibons: right
MrTibons: i always get coolant all over me when i change water pumps
Airj0ckey: but if your going that far for a project
MrTibons: i hate that smell
Airj0ckey: an extra $20-$50 for a new belt is just a safe re-assurance
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: I'v even seen a bolt rotate around with a belt
Airj0ckey: it was a mess
MrTibons: i can imagine
Airj0ckey: but the rope trick is prolly your best option
Airj0ckey: beside
Airj0ckey: the valve will not fall into the cylinder
Airj0ckey: if you loose air pressure
MrTibons: hmm... you should get a patent on this method =)
Airj0ckey: and air pressure is not going to withstand the amount of force you will exert on the spring to remove the clips
Airj0ckey: no patent nessesary
Airj0ckey: I learned it from working on aircraft engines
Airj0ckey: I work on planes sober
Airj0ckey: I work on cars drunk
MrTibons: haha
Airj0ckey: and my cars and planes all operate perfect
Airj0ckey: the best feeling in the world is watching an engine you rebuilt fly for 3000 hours
MrTibons: well
Airj0ckey: well
MrTibons: imma head off to soupplantation with my loving girl
Airj0ckey: hehe
MrTibons: before she rips my head off
Airj0ckey: just tell her to suck it
Airj0ckey: not rip it
MrTibons: LOL!
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greyfades: uhhhh
Airj0ckey: yo
greyfades: sup dude
Airj0ckey: not much
greyfades: its cold
greyfades: cold sucks
Brando45233: what kind of motor are you putting in your civic?
Airj0ckey: d15a3
Brando45233: what year civic
greyfades: b16a y0!
Brando45233: nice
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Airj0ckey: hehe
Stelth1n: ok im in
Airj0ckey: cool
Stelth1n: who are these others?
Airj0ckey: I'm drunk
greyfades: <--civicious
Stelth1n: or arent they talkin?
Airj0ckey: <---Airjockie
Stelth1n: grey where u from?
Airj0ckey: CT
Stelth1n: <--------Bullet
Airj0ckey: Burp
greyfades: tx
Stelth1n: MI here
Brando45233: im from ct
Airj0ckey: bigger Burp
Airj0ckey: two burp in one minute
Stelth1n: lol jockey
Airj0ckey: I'm on a roll
Airj0ckey: Corona
Airj0ckey: I've killed
Airj0ckey: ohh shit
Airj0ckey: I lost count
Stelth1n: hahaha
Airj0ckey: shipping from Japan is a bithc
Airj0ckey: ohh
Stelth1n: i bet it is
Airj0ckey: I got the MR5's in
Airj0ckey: ya interested
Stelth1n: o...coo
Airj0ckey: all ment
Stelth1n: ummm not really
Airj0ckey: one has one scratch
greyfades: lol
Airj0ckey: only 3 mm long
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Airj0ckey: damn
Stelth1n: i have plenty of wheels except i want a set of circut 8's
Airj0ckey: such ment weel
JDMH04: SUP DOGGS
Stelth1n: hey JDM
Stelth1n: where u from?
Airj0ckey: I got 13 inch cf-48's, 14" cf-48's, and 15" MR-5"s
JDMH04: NJ
Stelth1n: ahh ok
Airj0ckey: 3 full sets of mugen rims at my disposal
Stelth1n: AJ got a pic of the MR-5's?
Airj0ckey: somewhere
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Stelth1n: lol
Stelth1n: So what do u drive JDM?
JDMH04: A 96 CIVIC HB
Stelth1n: ahh coo
Stelth1n: ive got a 91 CRX Si, 92 Civic Cx HB
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/aci.jpg
Airj0ckey: but no tires
Stelth1n: JDM- Nice ride!!
JDMH04: THANX
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/acj.jpg
Airj0ckey: the other two
Stelth1n: JDM what top is that on the roof?
Stelth1n: AJ you should give those to me!! lol
Stelth1n: AJ what do those weigh?
JDMH04: RAG TOP
Airj0ckey: they are just normal wheight
Stelth1n: oh ok
Airj0ckey: they are light
Stelth1n: JDM is it operate?
Airj0ckey: but in 1990 standards light
JDMH04: NO
Stelth1n: oh that would be bad ass
JDMH04: I BOUGHT THE CAR WITH SIS AND A RAG TOP
JDMH04: I AD IT SINCE I WAS 15
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/ack.jpg
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/acl.jpg
Airj0ckey: mmmm
Airj0ckey: 14" CF-48's
Stelth1n: i likey the MR-5's
Stelth1n: how much?
Airj0ckey: well
Stelth1n: i am your Nascar buddy !!
Stelth1n: lol
Airj0ckey: I think the wife only wanted $690 for them
Airj0ckey: and thats a damn good price
Stelth1n: ya i hear ya
Stelth1n: u got em on Ebay?
Airj0ckey: considering other places get $1200 for them
Airj0ckey: not yet
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Airj0ckey: I'm giving freinds first crack at them
JDMH04: U LIKE MY CAR
Stelth1n: ya i do
Stelth1n: i like ek's
Airj0ckey: EK's just don't turn me on
Airj0ckey: I'm old school
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Stelth1n: i like all hatchys
JDMH04: I BOUGHT THE CAR FOR 200
Stelth1n: really?
Stelth1n: wow
Airj0ckey: sell it to me for $400
Stelth1n: was it just a shell?
JDMH04: WITH NO MOTOR ,DOORS HOOD HACTH
Stelth1n: ahh ok
Stelth1n: i bid 401!
JDMH04: I PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO THT
Airj0ckey: still an EK shell is worth $400 to me
Airj0ckey: 402
Stelth1n: lol
Stelth1n: j/k
Stelth1n: lol
JDMH04: IT HAD RUST SPOTS
Airj0ckey: nevermind
Stelth1n: JDM what motor is in it?
Airj0ckey: it lost it's strainght
Airj0ckey: mullet...the rim's... y a want
Airj0ckey: err bullet
Airj0ckey: typo
Stelth1n: i would like to have em, but my budget isnt there
JDMH04: JDM GSR RE BUILT FROM TOP 2 BOTTOM
Stelth1n: JDM cool, whats it run in the 1/4
JDMH04: HIGH 10S
JDMH04: AT 15 PSI
JDMH04: NO JUICE
Airj0ckey: but that's nearly imposible
Airj0ckey: my buddy has a crx with 330 hp and he only gets 13's
Stelth1n: nice!
Airj0ckey: and it's a built B16A, with 18 PSI
Airj0ckey: built as in $25,000 into the car
Stelth1n: ahhh
JDMH04: I CRANKED THE PSI 2 28 AND RAN JUCIE I RAN LOW 10S
JDMH04: HIGH 9
Airj0ckey: and you made it home?
Stelth1n: ahhh
Airj0ckey: A: the only car that make's into the 9's with a onda badge is Kubo
Airj0ckey: and that was last year
Airj0ckey: before she wint to saturn
Airj0ckey: I call BS
Airj0ckey: $200 dollar EK..with loads of money dumped into the engine
JDMH04: U CALL BULL SHIT BUT I BLEW MY SHIT WEN I RAN THT
Airj0ckey: will still not make a 10 sec run
Airj0ckey: what tires did you run
JDMH04: SLICKS
Airj0ckey: slicks what?
Airj0ckey: sorry
Airj0ckey: but slicks are not an answer
Airj0ckey: were they MT's?
JDMH04: NO
Airj0ckey: not mickey thomsons
JDMH04: I DK
Airj0ckey: well
Airj0ckey: if you bought the car for $200 dollars
Airj0ckey: spent all kindas of money on the engine
Airj0ckey: and you don't know what the tires are
Airj0ckey: I call BS
JDMH04: I DONT CARE WAT U CALL IT
Airj0ckey: there is just an acceptable level of BS you can play on the intarnet
Airj0ckey: I'm takumi
Airj0ckey: I drive an AE86
Airj0ckey: and I can drift
Airj0ckey: (actually..I do)
Airj0ckey: but an 1900 lb Car
Airj0ckey: even with 400 hp
Airj0ckey: and the best tires
Airj0ckey: are not going to pull a 10sec drag
Airj0ckey: my 9PSI 1460 lb CRX will only do a 14
Airj0ckey: at 160 hp
Stelth1n: brb drinky
Airj0ckey: show a dyno slip
Airj0ckey: and I'll shut up
JDMH04: U DONT FUCKING LISTEN I BLEW MY MOTOR RUNNING AT THT TIME I WASTED THT MONEY ON A 9.99999 RUN
Airj0ckey: well
JDMH04: I KNOW HAVE A DART B BLOCK
Airj0ckey: Dart's are only good up to 24 PSI
Airj0ckey: not 28
Airj0ckey: what fuel management system are you running
Airj0ckey: FMU?
Airj0ckey: injector size
Airj0ckey: ?
JDMH04: I HAVE A HONDATA ECU
JDMH04: U DONT FUCKING READ RIGHT
JDMH04: I BLEWW THT MOTOR RUNNING THE 28 PSI AND JUICE
Airj0ckey: well...that was a watse of an engine
JDMH04: I KNOW
Airj0ckey: if you build an engine
Airj0ckey: get the bore countersunk
Airj0ckey: give the rings a good gapping
Airj0ckey: the pistons will slap a little when starting
JDMH04: I KNOE THT NOW
Airj0ckey: most people say that 1 mm is good for the piston slop
Airj0ckey: I go to 1.5mm
JDMH04: THANKS FOR SOMETHING I KNOW ALREADY
Airj0ckey: how did you break in the engine
Airj0ckey: how many miles did you run it to set the rings?
Airj0ckey: miles before boost
Airj0ckey: what oil's did you use?
JDMH04: G2G
Airj0ckey: those are all part of the minor equations that ruined your engine
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Airj0ckey: sorry...your talking to a guy that builds engines for aircraft..where 19 or more people are relying on that engine
Airj0ckey: lives are at stake
Airj0ckey: yo
Airj0ckey: I'll tell you what
Airj0ckey: March 27th
Airj0ckey: there is a drifting event in PA
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Airj0ckey: I will be there with my puny -200HP AE86
Stelth1n: hey AJ we need a track day for RPR folks
Airj0ckey: we can work one up
Stelth1n: that would be fun'
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Airj0ckey: I'm starting to get a few connections
Stelth1n: ahh cool
Airj0ckey: which track
Stelth1n: somewhere inbetween
Airj0ckey: Walkins Glen, Beaver?
Stelth1n: for everyone
Airj0ckey: for the Canuuks..I would say Beave
Stelth1n: Beverun is like 6 hour drive for us
Airj0ckey: it's in PA
Airj0ckey: 12 hours for them
Stelth1n: ya well its a ways
Stelth1n: we should have a meet here in the U.S. to get the Canuks to come over here
Airj0ckey: I am so going to post this chat session
Airj0ckey: it will make a lot of people laugh
Airj0ckey: Beave is in pittsburge
Airj0ckey: damn
You have just entered room "HondaSwapChat."
Airj0ckey: hmm
Airj0ckey: our master is having problems logging on
Airj0ckey: BURRRRRRRRP
Stelth1n: u drink
Airj0ckey: yup
Stelth1n: sorry i ment to say u drunk
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: 14 coronas
Stelth1n: lol
Airj0ckey: and I'm about to go raid the last 4
Airj0ckey: zkjfzl
Airj0ckey: zxfzkjxv
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Airj0ckey: and what ever chec beer that I have
Stelth1n: lol
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pissedoffsolwork: hi
Airj0ckey: it works
Stelth1n: yo
pissedoffsolwork: wrrd
Airj0ckey: the power of the intarnet
pissedoffsolwork: its slow as fuck... more lag than a fucking t423412423431241231234
Airj0ckey: yup
Stelth1n: big time lag
Airj0ckey: I can actually tyrpe 3 post's..anf they finally come up
Airj0ckey: POS
Airj0ckey: do you know a JDMH04
Airj0ckey: POS=B
pissedoffsolwork: that tool was in here last night running his mouth again
pissedoffsolwork: i called him out
pissedoffsolwork: E town, july 4th
pissedoffsolwork: $1000
Airj0ckey: haha
Airj0ckey: I owned him tonight
pissedoffsolwork: fucking jersey punk ass tough guy wanna be
Stelth1n: lol
pissedoffsolwork: i saw a pic of his car
Stelth1n: ya so did i
pissedoffsolwork: fucking slammed... hes going to be snapping axles like woah
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Airj0ckey: I have a feeling that''s not his car
BodyDroppedNikes: good evening/morning
Stelth1n: hey
Airj0ckey: good I'm down to my last 3 ciggs
pissedoffsolwork: https://hondaswap.com/gallery/browse.php?album_id=824
pissedoffsolwork: sup B
BodyDroppedNikes: thats gotta suck Airjockie
Airj0ckey: I'll post tonight's owenage
pissedoffsolwork: i smoked like 4 tonight :-(
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pissedoffsolwork: speak of the devil
BodyDroppedNikes: nada Brian...just got done taping off my Civic Xmod car :)
Airj0ckey: low on beer
Airj0ckey: low on cigs
Airj0ckey: the wifes asleep
Airj0ckey: what are my choises
BodyDroppedNikes: gonna primer it the same color as my 97 Civic i had
Airj0ckey: I have money in the bank
pissedoffsolwork: tap the jdm wife in the butt :)
BodyDroppedNikes: LOL B
pissedoffsolwork: :p
Airj0ckey: and the strip club is 3 blocks from my house
BodyDroppedNikes: strip club :)
Airj0ckey: I might
Airj0ckey: they do you for $100
BodyDroppedNikes: stop procrastinating and go to the tittie bar y0
pissedoffsolwork: bridgport... ack...
pissedoffsolwork: E fucked some hooker there
JDMH04: I JUST GOT A DEL SOL
pissedoffsolwork: crazy shit
Airj0ckey: my dick is still itching from the last time
pissedoffsolwork: fuckign jdm blow jobs and shit
pissedoffsolwork: lol
BodyDroppedNikes: LOL...whats with E liking that bakla.net shemale?? LOL
Airj0ckey: but that might be the cf that's doing it
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: he got owned hard..
pissedoffsolwork: he didn't scroll down allt he way
BodyDroppedNikes: haha u must have got coochie critters Air
BodyDroppedNikes: lol he didnt?
pissedoffsolwork: cf on your dick?
Airj0ckey: I had a rubber
pissedoffsolwork: not till after
BodyDroppedNikes: i showed Bobby and he damn near vomitted
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Airj0ckey: and the foreskin itches
Airj0ckey: maybe I', fawked
Airj0ckey: they do have corona's there
Stelth1n: brb
Airj0ckey: and 1.5 hours till they close
Airj0ckey: yes
Airj0ckey: CF on the dick
Airj0ckey: I get off work..I get home and straight to the Computer porn
JDMH04: U STILL TALKING SHIT U GAY FAG
JDMH04: THINGS
Airj0ckey: no washing the habd
Airj0ckey: hand's
BodyDroppedNikes: lol and your wif dont smack u upside the head for looking at porn on the pc?
Airj0ckey: the only shit I talk is real
JDMH04: NOT U
Airj0ckey: she's happy with me down in the base ment looking at
BodyDroppedNikes: LOL why dont u make yer own with her? hehe
Airj0ckey: I have
Airj0ckey: but
BodyDroppedNikes: :-D
Airj0ckey: she's in her I don't want sex stage
BodyDroppedNikes: blah!!
Airj0ckey: been like that for years
Airj0ckey: I have the hottest wife in the world..and I don't get any
Airj0ckey: go figuare
BodyDroppedNikes: she gives u a BJ every once in a while tho right?
Airj0ckey: nope
BodyDroppedNikes: LOL damn
pissedoffsolwork: :-\ his wife is hot too its a shame
Airj0ckey: just nooki every 4 months
pissedoffsolwork: even I'd hit it
pissedoffsolwork: lol
BodyDroppedNikes: every 4 months?? god damn
Airj0ckey: B======not her type
BodyDroppedNikes: Brian...u woulfd hit a 12 year old girl if u could
BodyDroppedNikes: lol
Airj0ckey: I remember last yea r I got some on fathersday
Airj0ckey: and a few times after that
Airj0ckey: but
BodyDroppedNikes: u ask her "who's yer daddy?"
BodyDroppedNikes: lol
Airj0ckey: thats
Airj0ckey: it
Airj0ckey: her problem is simple
Airj0ckey: it's in her mind
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pissedoffsolwork: she needs a good IDB session :D
Airj0ckey: I got her pregent about years ago
BodyDroppedNikes: LMMFAO!
Airj0ckey: and she can't have kids due to her body wheight
BodyDroppedNikes: she too small?
Airj0ckey: no wheight at all
Airj0ckey: yup
BodyDroppedNikes: how small?
Airj0ckey: and she had the abortion
Airj0ckey: she's a tiny thing
BodyDroppedNikes: how tiny?
Airj0ckey: B could fart and Blow her away
BodyDroppedNikes: LMMFAO
BodyDroppedNikes: she wweigh less than a buck?
Airj0ckey: I can fart and kill her
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: 94 lbs
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BodyDroppedNikes: geezus she is small
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: so the abortion happened
Airj0ckey: my kid was gone
BodyDroppedNikes: ahh that kinda sucks
Airj0ckey: and ...well the doc screwed someting up
pissedoffsolwork: i don't fart - thats E :D
Airj0ckey: she's been in pain ever since
BodyDroppedNikes: =-O
Airj0ckey: when I do her..she's in pian
Airj0ckey: but
Airj0ckey: when we went to Japan
BodyDroppedNikes: shit thats not good
Airj0ckey: the pain was gone
pissedoffsolwork: im tellin you.. get her into IDB
pissedoffsolwork: :)
BodyDroppedNikes: thats odd
Airj0ckey: back in America the pain mysterioulsy re-appears
BodyDroppedNikes: "wtf mate?"
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: washi mou youteru
BodyDroppedNikes: eh?
Airj0ckey: thats what I say
Airj0ckey: you guys need to learn Japanese
BodyDroppedNikes: whats washi mou youtero mean? wash my uterus? lol
pissedoffsolwork: tecki tecki tecki tyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pissedoffsolwork: lol
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: That's what I say
Airj0ckey: washimou uteru
Airj0ckey: ^^^^
BodyDroppedNikes: so that would mean to douche?
Airj0ckey: no
BodyDroppedNikes: lol
pissedoffsolwork: i want that on a sound clip
Airj0ckey: well come record it
Airj0ckey: it's on tape
Airj0ckey: and I'm computer illeterate
BodyDroppedNikes: werd...same here
BodyDroppedNikes: where is everyone tonite?
BodyDroppedNikes: usuall this mutha is bumpin
Airj0ckey: and it giri giri giri giri ohshiaaagggghhhh
Airj0ckey: So B..take tommorrow off
Airj0ckey: if they need you that bad..they are not going to fire you
BodyDroppedNikes: i got tomorrow off..ima sleep in :-D
Airj0ckey: and if they do fire you..find a better job
MrTibons has entered the room.
BodyDroppedNikes: gotta go to autozone tomorrow and get sandpaper for my ca
MrTibons: so anyways
Airj0ckey: I only worked monday morning
MrTibons: hemp rope?
Airj0ckey: yup
MrTibons: what gauge?
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: thin stuff
Airj0ckey: thin enough to get it in the spark plug hole
Airj0ckey: 1/4 is good
BodyDroppedNikes: for my car*
Airj0ckey: I made over 750 bucks monday morning
MrTibons: drug business picking up?
BodyDroppedNikes: must be nice......
Airj0ckey: i'll prolly see only 500
Airj0ckey: after taxes
BodyDroppedNikes: i work in a shitty fuckin warehouse
Airj0ckey: aircraft
Airj0ckey: that where the money is
Airj0ckey: and JDM importing
MrTibons: after loading up the plane in south america, of course =)
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: no
Airj0ckey: working on them
Airj0ckey: or at least cutting the CF for them
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: carbon fiber
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: it makes your dick itch
Airj0ckey: a lot
MrTibons: when i was at pann auto, some guy was cutting cf
MrTibons: without a mask
Airj0ckey: Bavaria is the last beer I have
MrTibons: he told us all to step back
Airj0ckey: 2 bottles
Airj0ckey: yup
MrTibons: because only his lungs could take it...
Airj0ckey: cf is fawked up shit
Airj0ckey: nope
Airj0ckey: nobodies lungs can take it
Airj0ckey: he's just a stupid ass hole
Airj0ckey: and you can send him my address
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: for saying that
MrTibons: i think he was an ex-con
MrTibons: seems most people working at import shops are
MrTibons: lol
Airj0ckey: then let him die a painfull death
Airj0ckey: he'll be dead shortly
MrTibons: yeah.. it's worse than asbestos
JDMH04 has entered the room.
Airj0ckey: you have no idea how bad it is
Airj0ckey: CF is not a toy
Airj0ckey: and I hope that these kids don't get killed by it
JDMH04: SUP GUYS
Airj0ckey: all the car parts thats CF that they go to buy
Airj0ckey: hello again
Airj0ckey: CF when duned still remained in a stranded state
JDMH04: SOOPISSED WE DOWN FOR JULY 4
Airj0ckey: once it gets into the lungs
Airj0ckey: just write your will
Airj0ckey: duned=burned
JDMH04: R WE GOIN 2 RUN EACHOTHER
Airj0ckey: I'll run you
Airj0ckey: but on March 27th
JDMH04: WAT U GOT
Airj0ckey: wat dont I got
JDMH04: CAR PROB WONT B DONE
pissedoffsolwork: lol he has liek 2131 cars
JDMH04: WHO
Airj0ckey: me
Airj0ckey: 3 race cars
Airj0ckey: fully preped
JDMH04: IGHT
Airj0ckey: just come and have fun wit me
BodyDroppedNikes: i'll race ya :)
JDMH04: I GOT A CAMARO, A CIVIC HB ,AND A DEL SOL PURCHASED BY ME A HOUR AGO
Airj0ckey: I'm more into drifting and autocross than drags
Airj0ckey: then slap up the $100 and drift with me in PA
JDMH04: WHO
Airj0ckey: B knows I drift
Airj0ckey: MMe
BodyDroppedNikes: i would love to drift...but ima build my car for auto-x me thinks
Airj0ckey: I got my autocrosser
Airj0ckey: hehe
BodyDroppedNikes: ima do some weight reduction prolly tomorrow or this weekend if its nice out
Airj0ckey: and I will have my engine rebuilt before feb
JDMH04: OK
BodyDroppedNikes: i will have an engine being built up hopefully soon
Airj0ckey: get the total wheight below 1560 lbs and add a 160 hp engine
BodyDroppedNikes: well started
Airj0ckey: lagg
Airj0ckey: I got major lagg here
BodyDroppedNikes: same here
BodyDroppedNikes: pile of shit aim
Airj0ckey: B has the dragger in the build
pissedoffsolwork: hahahaha fucking cunt. i just found out lora cheated on me
Airj0ckey: but his problem will be traction
Airj0ckey: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
JDMH04: ME AND THIS GOING 2 RUN EACHOTHER AT E TOWN
BodyDroppedNikes: Bobby asks "with tripod?"
pissedoffsolwork: no- that fucker matt
JDMH04: GUY
pissedoffsolwork: i fucking knew i couldn't trust that cunt
Airj0ckey: screw her
JDMH04: I THOUGH U WERE GAY
BodyDroppedNikes: bitches aint shit but hoes with tricks :)
pissedoffsolwork: i hung up on her- shes calling me again... 3rd time in a row
pissedoffsolwork: /me doesn't answer
BodyDroppedNikes: tell her to go fuck off
MrTibons has left the room.
Airj0ckey: don't
pissedoffsolwork: im moving to canada :)
Airj0ckey: don't
BodyDroppedNikes: ::sings "Blame Canada"::
Airj0ckey: unless you leave your car in my name
Airj0ckey: the sol or the 240...I don't care
BodyDroppedNikes: i want that GSR engine B has :-D
Airj0ckey: you can only drive one across the border
Airj0ckey: keep the engine
pissedoffsolwork: ringing again
pissedoffsolwork: lmao
Airj0ckey: I got a B18B
BodyDroppedNikes: pick it up then hang up
pissedoffsolwork: you can have both my cars
pissedoffsolwork: they mean shit to me
BodyDroppedNikes: dont answer...just pick it up and hang up
Airj0ckey: that I'll slap my B18C1 pistons in
Airj0ckey: I'll give you the reliable jeep
Airj0ckey: so you can take her in stayle
Airj0ckey: the back seat folds down
JDMH04: PISSSED U BETTER STAY IN THE U.S TILLL JULY 4
Airj0ckey: he wont
Airj0ckey: pussey from a hot chick is better than a race from a loser
JDMH04: LOL
pissedoffsolwork: :-\
Airj0ckey: you don't even know what tires you have
Airj0ckey: or the cams
Airj0ckey: ore the bore
BodyDroppedNikes: thats sad
Airj0ckey: but yet it's a 10 sec honda
Airj0ckey: for $200
Airj0ckey: 28 PSI on a Dart engine still on an EK will not get a 9 sec car
Airj0ckey: unless you have major cam
Airj0ckey: on shims
pissedoffsolwork: not on a full interior
BodyDroppedNikes: well ima head on...see u fellas later on
Airj0ckey: and a 100% bananced and lightend crank
Airj0ckey: it's not possible
BodyDroppedNikes: peace
Airj0ckey: laters
BodyDroppedNikes has left the room.
pissedoffsolwork: later bro
pissedoffsolwork: tell bobby to get online
pissedoffsolwork: lol
Airj0ckey: whos bobby
pissedoffsolwork: domeskilla
pissedoffsolwork: aka TPP's roomate
JDMH04: WAIT TILL MY SOL COMES OUT
Airj0ckey: Actually,.....I would take up the $1000 bet
Airj0ckey: my 9psi POs
Airj0ckey: it's just a 1987 CRX
Airj0ckey: and only 9 PSI
Airj0ckey: no juice
JDMH04: COOL
Airj0ckey: no fancy tires
JDMH04: STILL CANT BEAT MY HB
Airj0ckey: and half interior
Airj0ckey: it can
JDMH04: BUT U CAN BEAT MY STOCK ASS DEL SOL
Airj0ckey: I can beat any sol
Airj0ckey: even B's
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: he wont have traction
JDMH04: U HEARD HIM PISSEDOFFSOLWORK
Airj0ckey: he's built up to much
JDMH04: GET TRACTION BARS
Airj0ckey: bars don't mean shit
Airj0ckey: tires dude
Airj0ckey: even if he's on slick
Airj0ckey: he's going to be happy on the throttle
Airj0ckey: and while he's spinning tires
Airj0ckey: I'll be crossing the line
Airj0ckey: in an ancient honda
Airj0ckey: A: he doesn't have LSD
Airj0ckey: B: he will be trigger happy
Airj0ckey: C: his tires are only going to smoke
JDMH04: RACE MY BOY ORLANDO
Airj0ckey: D: he will not even get 500 miles out of his engine
Airj0ckey: if he get's it running by march
Airj0ckey: it wil be dead by june
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: come on now
Airj0ckey: you know I know my stuff
Airj0ckey: looking at your setup
Airj0ckey: it is true
Airj0ckey: the bore is wronge
pissedoffsolwork: theres no reason why it won't last
RobertGore86 has entered the room.
RobertGore86 has left the room.
pissedoffsolwork: im sleeved
Airj0ckey: the rings wont seat
pissedoffsolwork: they already are
RobertGore86 has entered the room.
Airj0ckey: sleaved dont mean shit
Airj0ckey: my budy just took his built B16 to the shop again
Airj0ckey: built
Airj0ckey: everything you can do to the eng
Airj0ckey: his rings didnt last
Airj0ckey: ECU prob
pissedoffsolwork: what pistons?
Airj0ckey: to rich
Airj0ckey: during boost
Airj0ckey: ARC
Airj0ckey: he even had the couterbore
pissedoffsolwork: arc? never heard of em
Airj0ckey: with the engine with 500 miles no boost
Airj0ckey: some pistons he had
Airj0ckey: remember the red CRX
Airj0ckey: his engine didn't last 1000 miles
Airj0ckey: he soaked the cylineder
Airj0ckey: s
Airj0ckey: and then he put a stock B16 in it
Airj0ckey: it lasted one week
Airj0ckey: boost controller failure
pissedoffsolwork: it sounds poorly setup
pissedoffsolwork: i have 5k in electornics
Airj0ckey: he's alreead up to $30K's on that car
Airj0ckey: the car is set up by 3 professionals
Airj0ckey: the tuner
pissedoffsolwork: if they fail, im going to be pissed
Airj0ckey: the engenner
Airj0ckey: and me
SlammedIllusions has entered the room.
SlammedIllusions: what up nigga B?
Airj0ckey: he wont listen to me when I say say to get away from hondata
SlammedIllusions: B?
SlammedIllusions: <shrugs>
SlammedIllusions: <-- lagging
SlammedIllusions: pos 1.8 gig celeron
Airj0ckey: and he only runs at 18psi
Airj0ckey: plus his limitaions were the injectores
Airj0ckey: but he wont go on a stad alone system
Airj0ckey: stanf
Airj0ckey: stand
pissedoffsolwork: hi
pissedoffsolwork: fucking lag... i typed hi 10 min ago
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: its aol... not you
pissedoffsolwork has left the room.
Airj0ckey: and he only has a 18B turbo
Airj0ckey: 28 PSI on even Dart sleeves is not going to be a pretty site to drive home
Airj0ckey: fuel management is not going to be there with hondata
JDMH04: U STILL TALKING ABOUT MY CAR
Airj0ckey: injector sixe is not available for honda's yet
pissedoffsolwork has entered the room.
pissedoffsolwork: aol sucks
Airj0ckey: the turbo's going to be too big
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: for some reason
Airj0ckey: I don't believe it
pissedoffsolwork: no such thing :)
SlammedIllusions: i dont think its your car, i have friends running a lot more shit then you and run as quick as you claim.. also.. show us some pics without the sites name being blasted all over it.. if its yours, youd have the originals.
Airj0ckey: even a tuned h22 will not net the power to hit the 10s
pissedoffsolwork: how about a b16? http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=718338
SlammedIllusions: umm, there is a gsr, stock cams, and stock crank, going 10.1 in the 1/4
pissedoffsolwork: in a full-interior 99 si
pissedoffsolwork: 11.2@132
pissedoffsolwork: in a car that doest weight 2800 lbs... thats 10s
Airj0ckey: only the framed cars..with fibergalssed bodies, and $80,000 invested in the engines will hit 9's
pissedoffsolwork: ona b16
JDMH04: I DONT HAVE A CAMERA HATER
Airj0ckey: get one
Airj0ckey: I have the next drifting monster in my garage
Airj0ckey: and with out pics or someone to back you up
Airj0ckey: it's just another corolla
Airj0ckey: and E can back me up, B still hasn't seen it
Airj0ckey: but he will
Airj0ckey: when it passes him in the March drift riot
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Airj0ckey: but B drove my auto cross monster
Airj0ckey: but he was afraid to hit half boost
pissedoffsolwork: i was thinking about dropping the 240 off...
pissedoffsolwork: to get some secret stuff done to it :)
Airj0ckey: I build shit
Airj0ckey: and I build it right
Airj0ckey: can do
Airj0ckey: lay down some money and pick out the suspension you want
Airj0ckey: the wife will get it for your
Airj0ckey: car
Airj0ckey: A: I dont talk shit
Airj0ckey: B: I get shit done
Airj0ckey: C; anyone can post a pick from the internat
SlammedIllusions: w3rd
Airj0ckey: and claim that pic is theirs
SlammedIllusions: exactly.
Airj0ckey: D: I have verafiable pics, and cars and people that know thoses cars are mine
Airj0ckey: E: I even let them drive them just for fun
Airj0ckey: You my boy...have been owned many times this night
pissedoffsolwork: <- drove the crx
Airj0ckey: at half boost
Airj0ckey: hehe
SlammedIllusions: pisser bitches
Airj0ckey: and my engine is being rebuilt to acceot the proper boost levels
Airj0ckey: and the autocross guys are going to freak
Airj0ckey: I will be getting FTD all year this year
Airj0ckey: fawk that corvette
Airj0ckey: he's mine
SlammedIllusions: bk
JDMH04: M SELLING MY CAMARO
Airj0ckey: and you better buy a 87 crx
SlammedIllusions: how'd you buy a car at midnight tonight?
pissedoffsolwork: haha- you just need to leanr to drive this year :)
Airj0ckey: I can drive
Airj0ckey: I'm limited to the speed of the car
pissedoffsolwork: and your exuse for the go karts? :)
Airj0ckey: 2 times this ear
SlammedIllusions: hey, ya'll like this pic of my gf? http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/425.jpe :rollseyes:
Airj0ckey: I let pro's drive my car
JDMH04: OK
Airj0ckey: and we got the same times
SlammedIllusions: </mocking jdmh04's lieing>
Airj0ckey: I a lard but
pissedoffsolwork: :p
Airj0ckey: and it was my first time
pissedoffsolwork: im just being an ass
SlammedIllusions: you're always an ass
Airj0ckey: that's what I expect
Airj0ckey: I just know I'm good
SlammedIllusions: i cant drive.. i dont know how to drive a manual either
RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/219.jpe
Airj0ckey: I don't need to show a car's pic and say it's mine, and brag on the time's I pull
Airj0ckey: she's doable
Airj0ckey: sad though
SlammedIllusions: nah robert.. not my type.. that one i sent was more my type,, that one and the one about 4 or so rows up, in a blue and white shirt..
Airj0ckey: B spent $25,000+ on a car that I could build an beat it's ass for only $3000
RobertGore86: hrmm
Airj0ckey: and A: I don't talk shit
Airj0ckey: hehe
SlammedIllusions: lol
pissedoffsolwork: lunch.. im starcing
RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/408.jpe ?
Airj0ckey: doable
SlammedIllusions: still loading... cable net + shitty comp
RobertGore86: ill give yall the down lo
RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/408.jpe
RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/289.jpe
SlammedIllusions: fuck
SlammedIllusions: its locking up
SlammedIllusions: oi hate this pos i want MY omp
RobertGore86: hah too many bitches on screen
RobertGore86: new window
SlammedIllusions: no, it wont load that page
RobertGore86: dont have to load every time
SlammedIllusions: its stuck on civicland.com
Airj0ckey: this is for JDMH04....
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...rjockie/ahq.jpg
Airj0ckey: that my CRX suring a drfiting comp
Airj0ckey: during
RobertGore86: ooh
Airj0ckey: and I don't use side brake
TheSutrix has entered the room.
TheSutrix: hey
TheSutrix: who should I be ignoring tonight
SlammedIllusions has left the room.
Airj0ckey: nobody
Airj0ckey: yet
Airj0ckey: and if anyone do'es not belive my tuning pratice's..then ask The sutrix
JDMH04: 87 CRXS SUCK
TheSutrix: oh now that cock gobbler is going down
JDMH04: WHO
TheSutrix: YOU
TheSutrix: pistol prick
Airj0ckey: you
JDMH04: FUCK U
JDMH04: WHO R U ANYWAYS
TheSutrix: fuck you fuckin me you homo
Airj0ckey: we have CRX's
Airj0ckey: he;s got a bet that he can beat B july 4 for $100
Airj0ckey: 1000
JDMH04: I LIKE CRX's I JUST DONT LIKE THE 87
Airj0ckey: you don't know what your missing
JDMH04: WHO
TheSutrix: hang on
Airj0ckey: the ulimate of the honda family
TheSutrix: beating B's sol ?
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: with an EK
TheSutrix: B can write his signature on your back with that Sol
SlammedIllusions has entered the room.
SlammedIllusions: thanks whoever the fuck that was.... sorry fucking comp
SlammedIllusions: robert, this is who i was talkn about http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/340.jpe
JDMH04: I M GOIN 2 STAR MY SOL THIS WEEKEND
Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...albuo93/aad.jpg
TheSutrix: cute chix
RobertGore86: :p
Airj0ckey: can your EK beat this Z
JDMH04: ME AND PISSEDOFFSOLWORK WE SORTA TIGHT BUT WE STILL GOIN 2 RUN A E TOWN
TheSutrix: you're still a tool though
RobertGore86: you guys are tight now?
JDMH04: NO
Airj0ckey: POS@W told me you were a cumquat
JDMH04: WE TALK
Airj0ckey: or a tool
Airj0ckey: one or the other
TheSutrix: lol
Airj0ckey: your stories don't match up
TheSutrix: I haven't heard someone call another man a "cumquat" in forever
Airj0ckey: I'm drunk
JDMH04: AIR HONKEY AND THE DICKTRIX STOP COCK RIDING
Airj0ckey: I only have one cigg and one beer lefrt
TheSutrix: You're a pud
Airj0ckey: we're only following your lead on the lead off stories
Airj0ckey: step up and show some proff
Airj0ckey: proof
Airj0ckey: a time slip
Airj0ckey: that you can varafi
RobertGore86: verify
RobertGore86: :)
Airj0ckey: a dyno that matches your car
Airj0ckey: shadup
Airj0ckey: blehhh
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: I'm diexlecik too
TheSutrix: Where are you, anyway, JDM
Airj0ckey: and drunk
SlammedIllusions: he' sin NJ
JDMH04: COME 2 E TOWN JULY FORTH
TheSutrix: Oh goody
Phishman 001 has entered the room.
TheSutrix: maybe I'll run into him at some point
Airj0ckey: some kid in NJ with a honda EK that hit's 9's
TheSutrix: hey puh-ish
Phishman 001: holy shit there's people in here
Airj0ckey: yup
TheSutrix: slammed: Thanks for the spank material. These chix are teh h0t
Phishman 001: i guess were either really fucking bored or drunk as a skunk, or working like B.
TheSutrix: where do I find women like this
SlammedIllusions: lol
SlammedIllusions: i'm still trying to find that first link i sent before you ot here, her in person
SlammedIllusions: then its on like donkey kong
TheSutrix: lol
TheSutrix: It's just a bunch of internet chix, but damned
SlammedIllusions: yeah.
TheSutrix: These women simply don't exist
Airj0ckey: were gathered here today to slam a poser
SlammedIllusions: wish i could personally find THIS bitch http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/425.jpe
Airj0ckey: give up
Airj0ckey: she will not like you
SlammedIllusions: yeah, i was here last night, telling him how i'm gonna whip his as, but he had many many reason on how he was gonna beat everyone
TheSutrix: she looks like my step sister... stay away from that. meneaters
SlammedIllusions: never said she would, but who the fuck says she wouldnt? you dont even know me.
Airj0ckey: ahh so I'm not the first to hear this BS
SlammedIllusions: no, this bullshit started last night, if you're talkn about jdmh04
RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/289.jpe !
Airj0ckey: yup
Airj0ckey: he's the one
SlammedIllusions: okay, this shit started last night
SlammedIllusions: he came in here telling bh ow he was gonna beat his sol and shit
RobertGore86: it was 11 seconds yesterday
SlammedIllusions: with this imaginary hatch
Airj0ckey: he's prolly some kid who got a 2F&2F toy for X-mas
JDMH04: LOL
TheSutrix: I like this girl
TheSutrix: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/285.jpe
TheSutrix: she still sleeps in a crib
JDMH04: LIKE UR MOMS
SlammedIllusions: then i jumped his ass, letting him know i'll be in e-town with a friends hatch that ran 12.2 on a stock h22, gutted hatch, slicks and 9 lbs of boost.. so now its car runs 10's and 9's
Airj0ckey: ahh
RobertGore86: cobra
RobertGore86: video
SlammedIllusions: fuck it, i'll bring a guy back home, his gsr hatch, stock cams and crank, run's 10.1's
Airj0ckey: so I don't have to waste my time with this twep
SlammedIllusions: nope, i've got many of things coming with me in the first place, this shit just happened to be started around the time we'll be there
Airj0ckey: this is going to make a huge file on B"s server
JDMH04: ILL BRING MY HACTH AND ILL LET MY BOY RUN IT IF I DONT HAVE THE SOL DONE
Airj0ckey: copy paste post
Airj0ckey: now it's a different car ehh
TheSutrix: you, my friend, are a puckering asshole.
SlammedIllusions: let your boy run it.. here is the catch... you have to DRIVE the car to the track, and be street legal, justl ike ours will be
JDMH04: OK
JDMH04: I JUST BOUHGHT A SOL ABOUT 2 HRS AGO
SlammedIllusions: i dont see your hatch going faster then 10.1
SlammedIllusions: who the fuck sells a car at midnight?
Airj0ckey: so what happened to the mighty EK9?
JDMH04: LOL
JDMH04: THINK WAT U THINK
JDMH04: I HAVE IT
Airj0ckey: I thank your just a poser
SlammedIllusions: how is hatch going to go faster then 10.1, last night, you told me in AIM that it runs high 11's, low 12's
TheSutrix: www.tubgirl.com that's what I think
JDMH04: THINK WAT U THINK
RobertGore86: fdaslk
Airj0ckey: poser
Airj0ckey: poser
Airj0ckey: poser
Airj0ckey: poser
JDMH04: LOW 11 HIGH 12S ON 9PSI
JDMH04: 9.99999 ON 28 WITH JUICE WEN I BLEW MY MOTOR
Airj0ckey: soon a name that will join my ignore list
SlammedIllusions: right, and i have a 24" dick
Phishman 001: I love people who are all tlak
Airj0ckey: come straight with us
Airj0ckey: and reclaim your name
JDMH04: WAT
Airj0ckey: tell us you've been posseing
JDMH04: AIR HONKEY COME 2 THE TRACK AND SEE THEN
Airj0ckey: you don't have a car
Airj0ckey: your just a twip that want's attention
JDMH04: IVE BEEN POSEING
JDMH04: FOR UR WIFE
Airj0ckey: my wife hates american
Airj0ckey: s
Phishman 001: except for you I assume
JDMH04: IM NOT AMERICAN
Airj0ckey: so that put's you out of the picture automatically
SlammedIllusions: i'm white, dont like it, get the fuck out (jk air)
Airj0ckey: then you are?
Airj0ckey: taking a while for a reply ehh
RobertGore86: ragin azn
SlammedIllusions: lol
Airj0ckey: can't remember your race?
Airj0ckey: or can't type ass fast
JDMH04: WHO
Airj0ckey: you
JDMH04: IM PUERTO RICAN
Airj0ckey: then
RobertGore86: o_O
SlammedIllusions: i perosnally am a mutt.. i'm irish, polish, english, and god knows what else.. ellis island = my ancestors.. y0
RobertGore86: barricuas
Airj0ckey: my wife would deffanately hate
Airj0ckey: you
JDMH04: THEN WHT U A HATER
Airj0ckey: lying PR's are on the bottom of her list
TheSutrix: Wow
JDMH04: JUST FOR THT U AINT EVEN GOIN 2 SEE TH EK AT THE TRACK
TheSutrix: this has degenerated
Airj0ckey: she likes the honest type
SlammedIllusions: i dont hate any race, just the ppl who flee from rico and mexico and live off of us, dont work, are able to drive and work without being citizens, they jumped the river or touched shore in florida, so they're automatically citizens,
Airj0ckey: and she deserves the honest type
SlammedIllusions: fuck that shit
JDMH04: WELL I GUESS AIR HONKEYS LIKE U WITH SMALL DICKS IS AT THE TOP OF HER LIST
Airj0ckey: yup
TheSutrix: Now I'm no racists...
pissedoffsolwork: youre not black- you can't talk about small dicks
Airj0ckey: she's got a small clam
TheSutrix: no... I am.. But I digress
pissedoffsolwork: lol
Airj0ckey: and she's happy with my honest dick
Airj0ckey: be it small, be it large
Airj0ckey: I don't brag
pissedoffsolwork: i dont hate any race... i just hate 99% of certain races' choice of lifestyle
Airj0ckey: :word:
JDMH04: OK
Airj0ckey: bragging about a car that you can't prove is like me saying I'm hung like a porn star
RobertGore86: eww
JDMH04: I DONT HAVE A EK SO WAT
TheSutrix: I'm out
TheSutrix has left the room.
RobertGore86: lol
JDMH04: BUT I DO HAVE A SOL
RobertGore86: that u just bought?
JDMH04: NOW SAY SOMETHING
Airj0ckey: so this event on july 4th...can I bring my Shyline?
Phishman 001: I'm not prejudice I hae everyone
JDMH04: THTS MY BOY EK HELL RUN YA
SlammedIllusions: now its your boys ek
Airj0ckey: yup
JDMH04: YEA
Airj0ckey: we owned this kid from the first time he joined tonight
Airj0ckey: come straight with us
Airj0ckey: and save your name
JDMH04: IT WAS A LIL DISTRACTION FOR U PUSSY TO FIND OUT THT A 17 OLD KID HAS A FAST SOL
Airj0ckey: just tell us your bluffing on everything
RobertGore86: that you just bought?
Phishman 001 has left the room.
JDMH04: NO
Airj0ckey: and we can all start over and be freindly
Airj0ckey: :)
RobertGore86: JDMH04: I JUST BOUHGHT A SOL ABOUT 2 HRS AGO
JDMH04: IM 17 I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY AND I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST CAR WHICH IS A SOL AND I HAVE MY MOTOR ALREADY
Airj0ckey: on Ebay?
JDMH04: NO
Airj0ckey: the truth is what we respect
Airj0ckey: and now welcome to the club
Airj0ckey: don't brag what you don't have
pissedoffsolwork: hhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha
pissedoffsolwork: wtf n00b
Airj0ckey: and learn before your blag
JDMH04: A OLD MAN WHO HAD A SI DEL SOL SOLD IT 2 ME FOR 1G
Airj0ckey: that's a start
JDMH04: IM STILL RUNNING U DOG \
Airj0ckey: good luck with it
pissedoffsolwork: well, i still expec to go up against YOU in a red ek, slammed on some rotas and a gay CF hood for that $1000
JDMH04: THANKS
Airj0ckey: and now we can teach you what things to do to it
JDMH04: OK
JDMH04: ILL B THERE
JDMH04: I KNOW WAT IM DOING
JDMH04: DONT NEED YA HELP
Airj0ckey: just stay away from Carbon Fiber Windshield wipers and you'll be cool
RobertGore86: is it ok to turn off the <caps lock> now
JDMH04: I HATE LIPS,KITS.STICKERS AND NEON LIGHTS
JDMH04: NO
Airj0ckey: your going to get burned more if you don't
Airj0ckey: hehe
Airj0ckey: live and learn
Airj0ckey: go with the flow
JDMH04: Y
Airj0ckey: I'm Clayton
Airj0ckey: well
Airj0ckey: we will accept you more if you do
Airj0ckey: understand
Airj0ckey: besides
pissedoffsolwork: http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3839574&p1=0 doh! no more ephedra
Airj0ckey: CAP"S MAKE IT LIKE YOUR YELLING
JDMH04: ok
Airj0ckey: thank you
Airj0ckey: now we can talk
Airj0ckey: NJ ehh
JDMH04: yea the bricks
Airj0ckey: I've been down there a few times
RobertGore86: where are you other guys @
Airj0ckey: I did the drags, the autocrosses..but lately I'm into drifting
Airj0ckey: CT here yooo
JDMH04: i like driffting also its kool
RobertGore86: hrmm east coast
Airj0ckey: 2 hours away from NJ
RobertGore86: TX
JDMH04: ok
Airj0ckey: see...isn't this pleasent
JDMH04: lol
Airj0ckey: we can actually talk now
JDMH04: lol
Airj0ckey: I hope you learned something from this
Airj0ckey: don't piss me off
Airj0ckey: I live close to ya
JDMH04: from wht
Airj0ckey: and I know your IP
pissedoffsolwork: clayton = scary fuck
Airj0ckey: hehe
pissedoffsolwork: lol
JDMH04: i waz in tht car in the pic
Airj0ckey: hey
JDMH04: i do race
Airj0ckey: I'm only fat
Airj0ckey: that's cool
Airj0ckey: how old are ya
JDMH04: me
Airj0ckey: yup
iRomeo256 has entered the room.
iRomeo256: yo
Airj0ckey: yo chris
JDMH04: im 17
Airj0ckey: ok
Airj0ckey: I'm 31
iRomeo256: wow a youngin
Airj0ckey: the old fart
JDMH04: lol
Airj0ckey: and I fart alot
JDMH04: lol
iRomeo256: yea
Airj0ckey: thanks to my favorite corbonated drink....beer
iRomeo256: ahh
JDMH04: wat kind of beer
pissedoffsolwork: and still hasn't learned that alot is really 2 words, a lot :)
iRomeo256: lol
Airj0ckey: right now I'm doing a Bavaria
Airj0ckey: but I had coronas all night
JDMH04: pissedoffsolwork race this guy named orlando in his bubble he runs 10s
Airj0ckey: Fawk off B
Airj0ckey: hehe
iRomeo256: hey shutup about the bubble
pissedoffsolwork: i don't blow bubbles
iRomeo256: i had one :)
Airj0ckey: your bubble only rolled
iRomeo256: lol
JDMH04: who
JDMH04: race him then
Airj0ckey: MUTHER FAWK ME< OHHH GAWD OHHH CRIST ALLMIGHTY
Airj0ckey: I'm out of Cigg;s
Airj0ckey: Buurrrrrrrp
iRomeo256: ill race him
JDMH04: go ahead
iRomeo256: in mah NA hyundai s'coupe
JDMH04: lol'
iRomeo256: :-D
JDMH04: hes on urban racer u can see his car and my boys ek
Airj0ckey: you seriously got a hyundai
iRomeo256: yea i did
JDMH04: fake ass honda
iRomeo256: its a fixer upper
Airj0ckey: and after we made fun og you for the mirage....
iRomeo256: it comes in a turbo trim
iRomeo256: oh well, it still has power everything
iRomeo256: and sunroof
pissedoffsolwork: im on suburbanracer.com you can see mw and all my white firends there in other peoples cars that we dont own
Airj0ckey: you don't learn to well do ya
iRomeo256: no rust
iRomeo256: it will make me money so i dont care
Airj0ckey: ok B...that was uncalled for
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: my b
iRomeo256: lol
Airj0ckey: we got the kifd to come streight now
JDMH04: lol
pissedoffsolwork: it was funny though
pissedoffsolwork: lol
Airj0ckey: drop it
iRomeo256: hm
Airj0ckey: he could be a cool kid now
iRomeo256: i need 2 bottles of NOS
iRomeo256: i for each car
Airj0ckey: we just got to teach him some stuff
iRomeo256: er 1
pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: come 2 e town on the 4th JDMH04: i got something for upissedoffsolwork: ok johnny tran
Airj0ckey: it's over
iRomeo256: 4th of what?
JDMH04: na
Airj0ckey: he came clean
Airj0ckey: let him earn his repect now
pissedoffsolwork: hes still talking shit
iRomeo256: are you noobie bashing again?
JDMH04: THT BITCH IS GOING 2 GET IT EK OR SOL UR MINE
pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: u think ur funny u fucking dick
iRomeo256: damnit
pissedoffsolwork: fuck this fucker
JDMH04: u talking shit
pissedoffsolwork: im talking shit?
pissedoffsolwork: no
pissedoffsolwork: you are a shit
Airj0ckey: drop it guys
iRomeo256: dude, that b20 sol will stomp most v8s when its done
pissedoffsolwork: who hapens to talk
Airj0ckey: fun ids over
JDMH04: pissedoffsolwork: im on suburbanracer.com you can see mw and all my white firends there in other peoples cars that we dont own
iRomeo256: fuck suv's
iRomeo256: damnit
pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: hes on urban racer u can see his car and my boys ek
JDMH04: who said tht
pissedoffsolwork: whats the difference?
iRomeo256: fuck racing
pissedoffsolwork: fuck aol
pissedoffsolwork has left the room.
Airj0ckey: he will learn
iRomeo256: haha
JDMH04: LEARN WHT
iRomeo256: fuck cars
Airj0ckey: If I have to go down there and manslap him....he will learn
iRomeo256: geez
Airj0ckey: repect
JDMH04: WHO
Airj0ckey: honor
iRomeo256: you
Airj0ckey: you
JDMH04: WAT
Airj0ckey: don't talk shit...and more people will like you
JDMH04: THT MO FAWKER TALKING SHIT STILL
iRomeo256: dude hes the owner of the site
JDMH04: FUCK HIM
iRomeo256: hes most likely going to have the fastest street honda if he gets off his ass and finishes it
JDMH04: AND THIS GOD DAM SITE
JDMH04: MAYBE
iRomeo256: get out of my chatroom
JDMH04: WHO
Airj0ckey: we got you to come clean...keep it that way
Airj0ckey: it's over
iRomeo256: arguing over the net is like winning the retarded olympics
JDMH04: lol
Airj0ckey: ever heard of manners
Airj0ckey: yup
JDMH04: my bad u guys for disrspecting ya
Airj0ckey: thank you
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JDMH04: ight
Airj0ckey: just for saying that
Airj0ckey: you earned a fer points
Airj0ckey: few
iRomeo256: hmm
Airj0ckey: take it from an old engine mech
Airj0ckey: even honda engine's, and physiks don't mix
iRomeo256: huh?
Airj0ckey: some incredible numbers have been popping out lately
Airj0ckey: but also a lot of blown moter
Airj0ckey: s
iRomeo256: hmm
Airj0ckey: one cracked b-16 block + a death to a future car
iRomeo256: huh?
Airj0ckey: +==
Airj0ckey: neverminf
Airj0ckey: the old one is drunk
Airj0ckey: and no cigs
Airj0ckey: you have no idea about the stress I am going thru
Airj0ckey: and I haven't jacked off tonight
Airj0ckey: so that's a ton of stress alone
iRomeo256: what stress?
Airj0ckey: blue balls
JDMH04: lol
iRomeo256: geebus
Airj0ckey: you young-uns don't have em yet
iRomeo256: lol
iRomeo256: im def not gettin married
RobertGore86: what be a blue ball
Airj0ckey: yur not fully developed
JDMH04: i got 1 last week
SlammedIllusions has left the room.
Airj0ckey: a aly or a blue ball
iRomeo256: sexual tension
Airj0ckey: lay
iRomeo256: so bad it hurts
Airj0ckey: it's painful man
RobertGore86: hrmm
Airj0ckey: you have nooooooooooo idea
Airj0ckey: and try to go with no sex for monthes on end
iRomeo256: hehe
iRomeo256: army
Airj0ckey: I wish I was back in Japan
iRomeo256: clayton go to bed lol
Airj0ckey: bed won't cure the BB
iRomeo256: ah
RobertGore86: right hand will
iRomeo256: so hey i bought a dsl router finally
RobertGore86: what kind
iRomeo256: so much faster than peer to peer
iRomeo256: linksys 100base-t
Airj0ckey: a good anking off to Japanese chicks in tight glossy cloth's will
JDMH04: he
iRomeo256: 4 port
RobertGore86: how much did it cost ya
JDMH04: are skunk 2 racing turbo cams good
iRomeo256: 49 bucks
iRomeo256: we dont know
Airj0ckey: noy really
JDMH04: y
Airj0ckey: what engine you want to run
iRomeo256: my server is a dual proc box, and ive got my dads pc connected and my ps2
Airj0ckey: b16, b18
iRomeo256: turbo cams and vtec dont mix
RobertGore86: ps2 o_O
JDMH04: turbo b16 84mm bore
JDMH04: b18
JDMH04: my bad
RobertGore86: hrmm sounds familiar
iRomeo256: yea tony hawk 4 and swat
Airj0ckey: b16, stock cam(at first), bore 85.5, a good FMU, and 750 injectores
iRomeo256: my throttle body is almost the size of your bore haha
Airj0ckey: b18...hrmmm
Airj0ckey: stay awya from vtec with boost
JDMH04: y
iRomeo256: high compression
Airj0ckey: it only messed up shit, an d blows engines
iRomeo256: but the crossover sucks
Airj0ckey: for the b18
iRomeo256: with turbo
JDMH04: so u get low compression pistons
Airj0ckey: I would go with a decent weber cam
iRomeo256: its possible, but you wouldnt turbo an itr motor would ya?
Airj0ckey: non-vetc
JDMH04: no
Airj0ckey: and go with b18c1 pistons
Airj0ckey: a small turbo
Airj0ckey: b14-b16
Airj0ckey: large injectors
JDMH04: b18ci pistons in a b18
iRomeo256: if you want the easy way out, get a DSM
iRomeo256: but i hate those
Airj0ckey: no haxing now chris
JDMH04: dsm
Airj0ckey: the pistons fit
iRomeo256: haxing?
Airj0ckey: raise compression
Airj0ckey: a higher comp engine needs less boost
Airj0ckey: and runs better
Airj0ckey: and you can drive it home
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RobertGore86: gn all
Airj0ckey: yo
RobertGore86 has left the room.
Airj0ckey: g'night
iRomeo256: almost my turn
iRomeo256: so... i bought this 1ghz pc for $100, came complete
iRomeo256: sold it for $200
iRomeo256: im getting this 1.6ghz amd pc for like 150
iRomeo256: ill sell that for like 400 lol
Airj0ckey: yeah
SlammedIllusions has entered the room.
iRomeo256: ...
Airj0ckey: yo
E SolSi has entered the room.
SlammedIllusions: yo
E SolSi: whudup
SlammedIllusions: hey e, wanna link me to that
 
So... not to take this post into a different direction but you don't have LSD pissedoffsol??? You are gonna have horrible 60's when its all done. Check my signature.... Talbert makes 525 whp on 25 psi with a Dart engine block... he doesn't have LSD and ran an 11.4 @ approximately 136. It's a 1993 CX that only has the rear seats out. He'll have a 10 second car once he purchases the Quaife. Good luck though. I skipped alot of the convo but smoke that fool if you race him.
 
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