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PLEASE REPLY TO:ikejialone_34@yahoo.com

My Dearest XXXX,

I am sorry for bothering you and please do not be surprised at this
mail but I crave your indulgence to just give it fair attention to
convince yourself.

I am Barr. Charles Ikeji, a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney to Mark XXXX, a foreigner who was an oil merchant here and
used to
work with Handebull Construction & Oil Services in Nigeria. Hereinafter
referred to as my client.

On the 6th of May, 2002 it was reported to us that my Client and his
wife were involved in a Local Plane Crash at Kano State,which en route
from sokoto to Abuja(the capital city of Nigeria),all occupants in the
Plane lost their lives,unfortunately on this same flight were other
dignitaries like the former Nigeria Sports Minister and a host of

Since then I have made several enquiries to the embassies here to
locate any of my client's extended relations, these effort proved

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last
name over the Internet to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you and I feel it is by divine providence that I am
contacting you
in this matter.
I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$17
million left behind
by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by
bank , where my late
client operated his account. The bank has since issued me a notice, to
provide the next of kin
or have the account confiscated by their next board meeting.

For the fact that I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives
during these past period of time, I seek your consent to present you as
the next of kin to the deceased and now that I have finally located
you, I honestly think it does not matter even if you are not related to
late client or
even if you do not bear the same surname with him, the MOST IMPORTANT
is that you are
INTERESTED to execute the matter with me and since he did not leave any
record behind even at
the bank, will have no problem to convince the bank that you are
related to
him because it is better
for you and me to claim this money than for the bank to seize it as
unclaimed. I will present you to
the bank as a COUSIN to my late client and I will secure some necessary
legal documents to back up this
claim so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you, instead
the bank confiscating the money.
I feel the money will be more useful to you and me than the bank.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss
the modalities for transfer and I will give you the full details. I
have all necessary information and have arranged to process all the
documents needed to back you up for the claim.

All I require from you, is your honest co-operation to enable us see
this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement, that will protect you from any breach of the
law and as we progress,you will also have the opportunity to confirm
directly from the bank about this deposit.

For more privacy of your reply. PLEASE REPLY TO MY PERSONAL
( This email box is strictly confidential) and I will give you
number for more details.


Barrister Charles ikeji

Awesome, I really feel like I am getting the full internet communication experiance now.


Staff member
ya know...

i bet they would get a LOT more people if it wasn't such an outrageous number.

like, if they emailed you and said that his client left 100k some where, i bet people would be more apt to be stupid and not think its such a scam


Originally posted by Prowler@Aug 18 2005, 12:02 AM
Call him :)

Play along with it all.
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I was thinking about it, stringing him along for a while, maybe creating a alter ego to front to him. Maybe see if I can reverse engineer this scam and come out ahead.
its so much fucking fun to fuck with those fuckers. after a week of communication he asked for my address and phone number so i gave him my towns PD info
The head lifeguard at my pool got the EXACT same goddamn letter, just with the name Paul Schmid as the deceased. :bo: She was like "What is this?" So I read it, and told her just to delete it. LOL

i got this about a week ago:

Dear Tim Brewer,

Compliments of the season.considerring the fact that we have not met before,you may consider this letter as a surprise.i am seeking for someone that will assist me and my son.
i got your contact over the the internet in my search for assistance. i do not want anybody known to me or my family to be associated with this money.i want you to note that this business will benefit both of us i am seeking for your assistance in my desire to secure the sum of $ 19.5M USD.
My name is Mrs. Rose Mensah,and I am living with AIDS .Ever since my husband,Hon.Kofi MENSAH,the former member of the parliament of my Country Ghana who died of AIDS and I was tested positive of the AIDS virus, the mass media wouldn’t just let me and my family be. My only Son Emmanuel has stopped going to school inrespect of his nagative test because he could no longer stand the humiliations from fellow students.
The embarrassments are getting on my nerves but what can I do? I would have loved to travel out of the country to a place where I will have peace and spend the rest of my life with my only Son but I couldn’t make it for I am weak and severely sick.Moreover,no Embassy would grant me Visa to Any country with my hairs withering and boils all over my body. This is the reason why I am doing my possible best to see that my only son Emmanuel J.Mensah who is 18years old and was tested negative should go out of the nation with his late father’s family inheritance of $19.5m USD.
From all indications, I know that my days are numbered.
In the light of the above, I have contacted you to assist me to transfer out of Ghana the SUM OF $19.5 MILLION U.S DOLLARS which my husband deposited as [DIAMOND/GOLD] with a safety company for the up-keep of my only Son who will be coming over to your country in due course to live and school and have a better life as I do not want him to live a reckless life like his late father lived.
For your effort, I am prepared to give you 10% of the total funds.
I am looking forward to hearing from you while thanking you for
your anticipated cooperation in this regard.
Your can reach my only Son Emmanuel J.Mensah on this telephone number: +233-244-079153. or through the above e-mail.
Kind Regards,

- I wrote an awesome reply, but I think im too over the top and they catch on, im no www.ebolamonkeyman.com.


Originally posted by SiR Kid+Aug 18 2005, 12:29 PM-->
@Aug 18 2005, 06:23 AM
Dually noted, amd changed :p
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AMD didn't change.... they still offer the fastest chips at a cost of higher heat.
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My air cooled 3500+ runs cooler than my brother in laws water cooled P4 :)