You Know You Have No Life Part Ii

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Tonyd0821

Banned
you KNOW you have no life when....

you have 3 exams this week, and on the Sat. night you stay home;
instead of studying, you are on hondaswap.com every other 5 minutes
doing research on b16a2's......

i always thought i would outgrow the boy-ish fascination i had with hondas
and sports cars back when i was 18-20 years old......

maybe once i graduate school and become a professional,
i wont have such a hard-on for sports cars.....

i always thought things would change as i get older.......guess not.
 

Havok

Senior Member
ur 29 and still in school? Thank you for making me feel better about my self--I will still continue to drink, so if my posts get sloppy, it's the crown.
 

Havok

Senior Member
for real, If life has taught me anything (which it hasnt), it's the droppin out of college will net you about 40gs a year

still, colege will be the best 6 years of my life...putting penis prints on cars is the shit just imagine their face when the window fogs up and they see a nice fruit bowl
 

Tonyd0821

Banned
Originally posted by Afipunk21@Mar 30 2003, 02:18 AM
putting penis prints on cars is the shit just imagine their face when the window fogs up and they see a nice fruit bowl


DUDE, im not even going to ask.....
lol. do you park cars for a living and put imprints of your cock on the
winsheilds of 80,000 mercedes.....thats what i got out of that post....

slave out your remaining years in college
and savor the fact you can call your teacher a
"dirty fucking cunt" for giving you a "B" instead of
an "A" and she cant do shit
to you.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

try telling that to your boss.

btw, goto graduate school, ya its a pain in the ass, but look at it this way...
its 3 more years you dont have to be responsible and join the real world!!!!!!!!

party on!!!
 

Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
2 tests this week, and I start a new six week coarse on perfessional development his friday... Oh I'm also writing a paper for my buisness class.
 

Havok

Senior Member
Originally posted by karnash+Mar 30 2003, 02:27 AM-->
Afipunk21
@Mar 30 2003, 02:18 AM
putting penis prints on cars is the shit   just imagine their face when the window fogs up and they see a nice fruit bowl


DUDE, im not even going to ask.....
lol. do you park cars for a living and put imprints of your cock on the
winsheilds of 80,000 mercedes.....thats what i got out of that post....

slave out your remaining years in college
and savor the fact you can call your teacher a
"dirty fucking cunt" for giving you a "B" instead of
an "A" and she cant do shit
to you.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

try telling that to your boss.

btw, goto graduate school, ya its a pain in the ass, but look at it this way...
its 3 more years you dont have to be responsible and join the real world!!!!!!!!

party on!!!

Nah, we do it at FSU, you go out at night and just slap it on windshields...becuase of the humidity all they see is an outline that looks like a banana and 2 oranges (hence the fruit bowl)
 

Tonyd0821

Banned
oh, ya we play a different version of that game out here in cali....

my buddy drives close up to parked cars, i lean out the
window and smash in the driver's side window of the
parked cars with my cock.


all in good fun of course :D
 

E_SolSi

Member of the 20 nut club
Moderator
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Originally posted by wildbillhatchbac@Mar 30 2003, 04:40 PM
ok but have you takin a dump off the 7th floor of a college parking garage?

you forgot to include the part about going back the next day to show a friend :puke:
 

Tonyd0821

Banned
Originally posted by wildbillhatchbac@Mar 30 2003, 04:40 PM
ok but have you takin a dump off the 7th floor of a college parking garage?

ill bite. how big of a splat did it make?
 

phunky.buddha

Mad scientist
Moderator
VIP
Originally posted by karnash@Mar 30 2003, 12:37 AM
maybe once i graduate school and become a professional,
i wont have such a hard-on for sports cars.....

It won't happen... trust me. :lol:

Everything else in this thread: :blink: :blink: :blink: :puke: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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