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Outlandish_Bandit

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You have random conversations like this...

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buttmasta05: I am installing java onllinux
yourstruly: I'm going to install my penis in your anus
buttmaster05: awesome
buttmaster05: doews it have insatallshield?
yourstruly: Yeah, and all required Microsoft verified certificates. Serial Number is under my balls
buttmaster05: freakin' a
buttmaster05: I had a keygen, but if it is OEM than it's all goooood

***Notice: No backdoors were harmed in the making of this conversation. All names have been changed to protect the rights of the innocent.***
 
well that was gay thanks again for helping me through my hangover
 
totally no excuse 5 jagerbombs (yagerbombs for the people who havent seen the label) 3 crown n cokes and tres budwisers, i was still fine, and i had no hang over.
 
You know you're a dork when... you post shit like this on-line

Originally posted by Outlandish_Bandit+May 23 2005, 03:50 PM-->
You have random conversations like this...

Auto response from yourstruly: Miss Congeniality on the Armed FOrces Network's Movie channel. leave me a message!

buttmasta05: I am installing java onllinux
yourstruly: I'm going to install my penis in your anus
buttmaster05: awesome
buttmaster05: doews it have insatallshield?
yourstruly: Yeah, and all required Microsoft verified certificates. Serial Number is under my balls
buttmaster05: freakin' a
buttmaster05: I had a keygen, but if it is OEM than it's all goooood

***Notice: No backdoors were harmed in the making of this conversation. All names have been changed to protect the rights of the innocent.***
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reikoshea
@May 23 2005, 10:17 PM
totally no excuse 5 jagerbombs (yagerbombs for the people who havent seen the label) 3 crown n cokes and tres budwisers, i was still fine, and i had no hang over.
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jagerbombs, you wus, jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. and budwisers such weasel piss.
 
I drink jager by the cup, like it's a glass of milk or OJ or some shit. So yummy.
 
Originally posted by formby@May 24 2005, 06:29 PM
what the fuck is this thread about....
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Aboouuut FACE! Forwaaard MARCH! Your left, your left, your left, right, left.


Tim, stop drinking or I am going to beat you to death with your mouse and take you TV.
 
Originally posted by Havok@May 24 2005, 12:08 PM
I drink jager by the cup, like it's a glass of milk or OJ or some shit. So yummy.
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I have jager in my drawer at work........................................................................
 
Originally posted by Seany-izzle@May 24 2005, 07:16 PM
jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. a

i dont know what kind of irish car bombs you are drinking but they are made with baileys and jamison...
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Yip, put Jager in my car bomb, and i'll throw it at you.
 
Originally posted by Seany-izzle@May 24 2005, 02:16 PM
jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. a

i dont know what kind of irish car bombs you are drinking but they are made with baileys and jamison...
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oops, yeah your right, I was just thinking of my love of guiness.
I usually take shots of jager between rounds of guiness.
 
Originally posted by 92b16vx+May 24 2005, 01:01 PM-->
Seany-izzle
@May 24 2005, 07:16 PM
jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. a

i dont know what kind of irish car bombs you are drinking but they are made with baileys and jamison...
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Yip, put Jager in my car bomb, and i'll throw it at you.
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Cement Mixer?
 
Originally posted by Calesta+May 25 2005, 04:37 AM-->
Originally posted by 92b16vx@May 24 2005, 01:01 PM
Seany-izzle
@May 24 2005, 07:16 PM
jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. a

i dont know what kind of irish car bombs you are drinking but they are made with baileys and jamison...
[post=502975]Quoted post[/post]​

Yip, put Jager in my car bomb, and i'll throw it at you.
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Cement Mixer?
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I'm going to have to try that, Baileys and Lime sounds weird.
 
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