how i went to work today
went to bed stupid early last night because i knew getting to work today would be an adventure
wake up at 5
go take a shower
look outside
fuck
it definitely picked up from when i checked it last night
look out at the road
double fuck... the plow hasnt even thought about touching that shit yet (the joys of cul-de-sac living)
oh well... should be interesting
make breakfast
look outside again
fuck its all still there
ok lets do this shit
get my big ass boots on
coat up
walk outside
jeebus
go down the porch steps
balls deep in snow... seriously my crotch was hitting snow
:disgust1:
look at my car
shit looks like a fucking ski hill on the drivers side
go around the passenger side
wind has blown a cavity in the snow
yank the passenger door open about 5 inches
grab my backpack
start walking down the driveway
balls deep snow to the end of my street
there is a 4.5 foot tall snow bank at the end of my street from the state plows... thanks guys
(kinda glad i didnt bother trying to get my car down here, cuz there is no way in hell i would have gotten through that)
climb through the snow bank
ahh... sort of plowed roads
maybe an inch or 2 of packed snow on the state roads
foot it down the street
"hello officer... yes everything is fine, just heading to work...yeah, well i cant really get out of my street... bout 5 miles... thanks, have good day"
walking.... walking.... walking
hmm wonder if anyone i know with a big ass truck is awake and feeling charitable
make some calls
walking.... walking
oh hey look im not the only jackass out here walking
walking... walking
shit i gotta tell my boss im gunna be late
(good bye perfect attendance)
hey... probly gunna be in about 30 minutes or so late but im on my way
walking... walking
bout 3.5 miles in to my 5 mile journey
*ring*... hello... hey man whats up... yeah i didnt think youd be able to get out the roads are kinda fucked... nah its cool man... i appreciate the effort... im almost there now... oh hey someones stopping, i think im getting a ride... ill call you back... thanks again
hey... yeah im going right up the road here... awesome thank you very much man
not walking...
not walking
on the left right here
hey thanks again... hold up lemme at least give you guys some cash for breakfast or something... (he refused)... hey thanks again... seriously thank you very much
get in to work
on time
like a boss!
call my boss back... hey man disregard that late shit... im here... yeah man... see you on monday
so... to the nice ass old mexican guy that picked me up... THANK YOU!!... seriously... i will be paying that forward