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10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Jan 10, 2004.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!

    2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
    whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
    your stuff up when
    you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
    moment for the top of
    the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
    freak out every time we
    go back

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
    haven't quite mastered that
    handshake thing yet.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
    truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
     
  2. Iron 1

    Iron 1 Senior Member

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    Glad I don't do any of these to my dog. No bad thoughts towards me....
     
  3. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    djyox Senior Member

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    good stuff....haha, I'll show that to my g/f when she wakes up..
     
  5. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    LOL good stuff, dog sweaters! :lol:
     
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    lude68 Senior Member

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    #7 all day!!!!!!!! :blink:
     
  7. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    did ga-chan tell you these?? :lol:
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    my dog is dumb
     
  9. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    the dog's farts are 20 times worste than mine........

    And she knows a shit load of trick''s...I even tought her how to find money....hehe
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    hahah,,LOL so true...
     
  11. jiahanhao

    jiahanhao Senior Member

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    dogs are so stupid...

    so are cats.
     
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