>> > 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
>> >
>> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
>> > Sunglasses on and
>> > point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
>> > Down.
>> >
>> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
>> > Your Voice.
>> >
>> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
>> > Ask If They Want Fries with that.
>> >
>> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
>> > "In."
>> >
>> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
>> > Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
>> > Addictions,
>> > Switch to Espresso.
>> >
>> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
>> > Smuggling Diamonds"
>> >
>> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
>> > The Prophecy."
>> >
>> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
>> >
>> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>> >
>> > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
>> > with a serious face.
>> >
>> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>> >
>> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>> >
>> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
>> > Rhyme
>> >
>> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
>> > Play tropical Sounds All
>> > Day.
>> >
>> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
>> > Attend Their Party...
>> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
>> >
>> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
>> > Name, Rock Bottom.
>> >
>> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
>> > I Won!"
>> >
>> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
>> > Parking lot, Yelling
>> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>> >
>> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
>> > "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One
>> > Of You Go."
>> >
>> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
>> > Sunglasses on and
>> > point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
>> > Down.
>> >
>> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
>> > Your Voice.
>> >
>> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
>> > Ask If They Want Fries with that.
>> >
>> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
>> > "In."
>> >
>> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
>> > Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
>> > Addictions,
>> > Switch to Espresso.
>> >
>> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
>> > Smuggling Diamonds"
>> >
>> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
>> > The Prophecy."
>> >
>> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
>> >
>> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>> >
>> > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
>> > with a serious face.
>> >
>> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>> >
>> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>> >
>> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
>> > Rhyme
>> >
>> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
>> > Play tropical Sounds All
>> > Day.
>> >
>> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
>> > Attend Their Party...
>> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
>> >
>> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
>> > Name, Rock Bottom.
>> >
>> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
>> > I Won!"
>> >
>> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
>> > Parking lot, Yelling
>> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>> >
>> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
>> > "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One
>> > Of You Go."
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