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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

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  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    >> > 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
    >> >
    >> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    >> > Sunglasses on and
    >> > point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
    >> > Down.
    >> >
    >> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
    >> > Your Voice.
    >> >
    >> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
    >> > Ask If They Want Fries with that.
    >> >
    >> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
    >> > "In."
    >> >
    >> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
    >> > Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
    >> > Addictions,
    >> > Switch to Espresso.
    >> >
    >> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
    >> > Smuggling Diamonds"
    >> >
    >> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
    >> > The Prophecy."
    >> >
    >> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
    >> >
    >> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    >> >
    >> > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
    >> > with a serious face.
    >> >
    >> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
    >> >
    >> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
    >> >
    >> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
    >> > Rhyme
    >> >
    >> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
    >> > Play tropical Sounds All
    >> > Day.
    >> >
    >> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
    >> > Attend Their Party...
    >> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
    >> >
    >> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
    >> > Name, Rock Bottom.
    >> >
    >> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
    >> > I Won!"
    >> >
    >> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
    >> > Parking lot, Yelling
    >> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    >> >
    >> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
    >> > "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One
    >> > Of You Go."
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    dude, lay off the myspace bulletins.... seriously.
     
  3. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    sorry.. its not a myspace bulletin.. it was a forwarded email..
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    lol...i actually laughed...i usually dont laugh at that stuff.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    that is older than the internet.

    i have actually done a few of them.
     
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    I've seen it before. I still get a kick out of the coffee joke though. I don't think anyone at my work could live without caffine to start the joke anyway?
     
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    Lets see em.
     
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    That's older than Clayton.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    clayton really isnt that old.
     
  12. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    hes old enough to be your dad! lol
     
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    I've sat outside Nextel in my car with the hair dryer and sunglasses, lol during my hour long lunch. I miss my del sol, it was both the best and worst undercover cop car ever!
     
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    i think clayton is 33, i would have been born when he was 11.
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    definitely going to try a few.
     
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