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2003 fwd email re-cap

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    To all my friends, THANKS for sending ME CHAIN LETTERS in 2003:

    I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

    I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay.

    I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

    I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

    I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guy no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

    I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

    My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

    But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

    IMPORTANT NOTE:
    If you send this e-mail to at least 13 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird won't crap on you tonight at 7pm
     
  2. cxjon

    cxjon Senior Member

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    :huh:
     
  3. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i used to work for Ericsson.

    :ph34r:
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    i just won a sony ericsson
     
  5. NotUrAverage_Si

    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    I'd rather get crapped on.
     
  6. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    i thoght this was gonna be '2003 Front Wheel Drive email re-cap'



    pluh.
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    uhhhh.....
     
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