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30 things you'll never hear a woman say

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    http://www.nomarriage.com/30things.html
    this site fucking owns.

    30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

    2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

    3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

    4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

    5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

    6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

    7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

    8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

    9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

    10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

    11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

    12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

    13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.

    14. You are so much smarter than my father.

    15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

    16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

    19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

    20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    21. I'll be out painting the house.

    22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.

    23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

    24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

    25. Your mother is way better than mine.

    26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

    27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.

    28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

    29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

    30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
     
  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    this is the only one I've seen happen...dunno why my friend broke up with that chick... :blink:
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    she was probabaly an American :lol:

    go read the rest of that site. its been amusing me and E for hours

    lmao
     
  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    American women..
    - highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
    - fattest in the world
    - most likely to cheat
    - highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
    - largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
    - bitchiest
    - most likely to nag constantly
    - most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
    - most likely to hate men
    - spend least amount of time with her children
    - worst at cooking and cleaning
    - fucked & chucked by tons of guys before tricking you into marriage

    hahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    that site is the greatest...

    i am eternally grateful for this newfound information... and quotes to bash women for life...

    werd

    "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
    Napolean Bonaparte
     
  7. Jeef

    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    My thinking of women is on par with this guy. I need to import a russian bride.
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    How do you know when a woman is lying?

    Whenever she opens her fucking mouth...
     
  9. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    #25 is so not true. i've heard it, many times!

    my mom = the best!
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    #31 Spend as much time in the garage as you need, and buy all the car parts you want.
     
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    SolPWR Senior Member

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    hmmm my girlfriend said 10 out of 30, 1/3 is not bad. My gf rocks!
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    so how big did she gets the boobs done?

    pics?

    hahahhaa :lol:
     
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    I don't care what any of you say, I've picked out my girl...

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    well she is a 36D and she wants bigger. I told her not to get em cause it would be stupid. They are big enough! pics...um no they are mine!! :p
     
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    Would never happen. My friends arent as mature as hers. Woot, we are all boys, 19 years old and having fun.
     
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