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A Feminist Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by IDMaxGuy, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    I heard this joke on sat and I couldnt stop from cracking up...


    What is the most painful procedure a man goes through when getting a sex change into a woman?????????






















    When they cut open his head and scoop out half his brains....



    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I just think that is so simple and funny...
    **Dons Flame Suit**
     
  2. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    *chuckle*
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    im a huge fan of sexist jokes ... but that was fuckin weak :unsure:
     
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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    thats like saying my dad can beat your dad up... it's lame and an elementary joke. Sorry no disrespect.
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    i dont care to see jokes about that type of thing
     
  6. dohch22a4

    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    ::NO OFFENSE TO ANY WOMEN ON HERE::

    How many militant feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?













    Two- one to screw the lightbulb in and one to suck my dick.
    :ph34r:
     
  7. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    What do you call a Woman with PERMANATE PMS?.........







































































    A wife..........
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Do you seriously think that you are twice as smart as me or any other females? What's this with feminists? <_<

    And it's not about how many brain cells you have, it's how you use them... if you use your grey matter at all...

    dohch22a4- I see your disclaimer, but what does your "joke" have to do with militant feminists? I don't get it. The lightbulb can just stay burnt out. Bleah. How about replacing the two militant feminists with two gay bois. Both of them would be more than happy to suck on your dick.



    Boys... :roll:
     
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    Clayton, since I'm not into marriage... you're forgiven. But just barely. ;)
     
  10. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    ahhh...but my joke ruled.....




















    becouse it's true..... :)
     
  11. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    hehe.....haha....

    BUAHahahahahahaahahahaha(cough)hahahaahhaahahaa :p :p :p :p :p
     
  12. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    Hey im not sexist, I just find some jokes funny, I mean I dont care what kind of joke it is, racist, sexist, stupid, corny, if its funny... its funny, i dont literally mean that women are stupid, cause there are some smart ones out there, there are some really stupid ones tho, but the same can be said for men too.....
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i thought you were gong to say MY wife. lol
     
  14. dohch22a4

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    94RedSi-

    The joke is meant to offend militant feminists because that's exactly the shit that they are against. It's just a joke, and a good one at that. It's so blunt and offensive to that particular group. That's why I like it, because feminists are fucking stupid. Their hatred of men is irrational and it's funny to throw a little gas on the fire. The gay thing was a little immature. I expect better from you because you usually have intelligent comments to contribute. I thought you'd have an even better joke to throw back. I guess not. <_<
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    All I have to say is...weak... but airjockies were good...I wouldn't let my wife see those though if I were you. :lol:
     
  16. 94RedSiGal

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    Gee whiz... being like the only active female left on thise boards is tough. How often do I have to read about lying cheating girls, and whatever other defects you think we have. And it's mostly our fault when a relationship fails too. Not to flame you, but you guys rant on in a irrational way too. Everything is so one-sided or stereotyped. Not only that, but there is a huge difference between dating a mature adult and someone just out of childhood.

    I also realize people with a broken heart or general frustrations need to vent too, so I let a lot of this shit slide by.

    At least feminists use their brains, I hate the girlie girls that don't. And not only that, from what you guys post, most of you get more excited about trying to date a hot skinny chick than a smart plain looking one. So some of their resentments stem from that and I don't blame them.

    <--- Saying this as part of a discussion and not a flame.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    what's the first thing a woman does when leaving a battered wives shelter?


















    The dishes...
     
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    :eek:

    that was just plain wrong
     
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    because it wasnt a joke....::sarcasim::
     
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