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a few jokes i got in my email today

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  1. Def_Jam

    Def_Jam Senior Member

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    A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she explains what her co-worker does and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"









    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    That second one was horrible.
     
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    Ya, the frog one sounds like some joke off a popsicle stick, just longer.
     
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    You should be shot for that second one.
     
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    the second one is off.
     
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    I was just playin around, man. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
     
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    well the 1st one is still pretty good not hilarious...but a nice chuckle.
     
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    i thought about it and it was gay.
     
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    Only saw the first one..... :bo:
     
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