Anderson Cooper is a dipshit.

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two things come to mind.

her thoughts to you:"since i was a whore before you met me, i'm going to get surgery so you can pop my cherry"

my thoughts to the doctor after we have kids:"hey doc, can you put a couple extra stitches in there to tighten it up? I'm hung like a church mouse."
 
why would some women want to be put thru the pain of sex again??
 
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