arrested for taking a dump

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I technically should have way more tickets than I do. I don't think it's physically possible for me to drive at or under the speed limit :p
 
yea, i have been pulled over tons of times... 12 to be exact. only one ticket to show for it.

now, most of the time, they aren't around to see me speeding for some reason... i never drive the speed limit, unless i see a cop, or i'm in traffic. :)
 
what city, "Port of Sweet Grass", why am I not surprised.
 
I cannot believe that, thats bull shit.. I would think he would definently be able to fight that charge and win.
 
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Aug 26 2004, 04:39 PM
Damn, I'd get like 65 tickets a year.
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Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Aug 27 2004, 01:00 PM
wouldn't you get like 365 or more a year? i dunno about you, but if you only crap ~2 times a week, that's just horridly unhealthy.
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poop at least once daily = yes
plug up the toilet daily = no

the ticket was for plugging the toilet, not simply for dropping a deuce
personally i feel that the facility should have been issued the ticket, after all it was their toilet that failed the plumbing stress test
 
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