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AVG Bathroom Time

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by IDMaxGuy, Aug 12, 2004.

How long are you usually in the bathroom for?

  1. Quickie <5 mins

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  2. In a Hurry 5-15 mins

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  3. Decent One Breweing 15-30 mins

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  4. Get me the Bible 30mins - 1 hour

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  5. 1 hou

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  1. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    I dont really care, Im just bored and this would make for an interesting poll.
     
  2. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    depends on how interesting what i'm reading is :)
     
  3. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I get paid by the hour at work, so everynight I'll be on the toilet dropping a duece....hehe
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    5-15 mins, since i have better things to do than sit on the can ;)
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    depends.

    I get the shits from just about everything... lol so, it depends on what i've eaten.

    normal, im a drop, wipe, go, in 2 min.

    other times, im in there for 20+ just shitting my brains out. :)
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    I do power shts, in and out in usually 3-4 minutes--I got "shit" to do.
     
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    swanny Senior Member

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    Routine shit <5mins,
    Routine shit with new copy of honda tuning/swank/playboy <15 mins
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    I'm right on the edge of two on the poll. It's usually right around 15 minutes. I only poop at work, since I get paid for it. There's always good reading material in the bathroom (usually The Onion), so I figure I get paid a good $5-$8 to take a dump every day. :D
     
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    integraenthusiest Senior Member

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    Im like b, it really depends on what i've eaten. So anywhere from 5-30+ min. on the can.
     
  10. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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    nice round non abrasive loaf = 2-3mins + 2-3mins of mag reading = 4-6mins

    loose type that is semi moist = 2mins + 2mins for wiping the shit off my ass = 4mins
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    around 5-15 minutes. just depends really. most of the time tho i am a "power shitter", go in, get the job done and get out.
     
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    Anywhere from 5-15 mins, depending on what I've eaten.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    My friend calls that "drive-by shitting". :D
     
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    :lol:
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    sometimes less

    OGGY if it's more. My brother and I heard a dude dropping a bomb at the mall a few years ago. He was breathing hard and straining pretty bad. After a good strain and a PLUNK, he exclaims with passion "OH GOOD GOD YES!" :lol:

    Hence forth a good dump has been known as an OGGY.
     
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    i remember one time, bout a month back, we were talking on aim.. you say "brb, gotta shit".. then litereally 45 seconds later he says "ok, i'm back" (45 seconds between his two comments)

    that was really fuckin funny!
     
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    :werd: :withstupid:

    depending on the deuce and the magazines available it can range from less than 5 minutes to well over 30 minutes
     
  18. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Without mags, I'm a 1-5 minuter tops but some times I'll get the shits and be on there for 20+ minutes clearing my digestive track because I'm sensitive to high-fat foods.
     
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    I'm a 20-30 minute man. 90% of the time it's once I get home from work, Gameboy Advance SP in hand, and sometimes again after dinner, depending on where I ate. Mexican and Japanese food, even at the good restaurants, TEARS ME UP.

    Gotta keep up with my games, mang. :p
     
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