Pissedoffcel rant:
Eye Surgery, Hair dye, $800 nails and a Pineapple sweatshirt that I SWEAR I saw at goodwill once.
On merits of appearances, this chick is a trainwreck. Nothing about her is Japanese anymore. As far as looking young, thin, and in shape - Come on.. She's Japanese ! There are billions of chicks in this world that look like her.
On the merits of her singing, She is completely unremarkable. So few musicians in the world, have such a unique sound and style that it's worth buying an album. Her voice sounds just like any other common cartoon crooner from Japan. Just as such, I have a little something to say about other musicians:
Britney Spears / Christina Aguilera / Jessica Simpson / and that spanish twat: These are all the same girl. Yes, I know that they are really different people but they aren't different enough to count. They are the same bitch in different tempos. Same goes for black singers. Everyone of them sound different, but not different enough to count.
And then they wonder why we won't buy the album. It's all different, of course, but in so many ways... It's same fucking album over and over.
Back to Ayumi. She looks good because she's fucking loaded. Rich girls ALWAYS look stunning. Struggling musicians who are worth their salt wind up looking like Janis Joplin. Aretha Franklin. Bernadette Peters.
And not once has anyone jerked off to them.
-> Steve