dumb yes stupid yes pointless to read? Im guessing thats a yes too but its still better then that last dumb ass sad wannbie joke
A Modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a
dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a
goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish
I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is
surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and
precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go,
beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
A Modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a
dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a
goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish
I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is
surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and
precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go,
beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
