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(by far the Lamest) joke of all time, definately :)

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  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

    Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.'

    Joe, t hinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
    when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!'

    The old woman fainted.
     
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    chuckle
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    definately not JOTY
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Yeah. I didn't even lol.

    But it did make me smile.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    There was no real punch line.
     
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    A cracked a smile, that's about it.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i'm still waiting for it...
     
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    You forgot to add "lamest" in the title

    Fixed it for ya :D
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    FUH-Q

    I laughed my ass off
     
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    lmao
    fucking mods
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lmao:

    Edits to the title made me laugh more than the joke itself.
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    ROFL

    year? psshh, better make that all time, definately.
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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  16. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    dude fuck all you guys

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    I'm telling Lesner
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lesner Vs the hondaswap server rack.






    i got money on the rack in round 2
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    what ever "nothing" breaks you sever

    vrooombrockfixfixfix
     
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    bahahhahaa
     
  20. humblegumbo

    humblegumbo 1595cc's of Mad Fury

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    A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar,

    The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

    The worst part about that joke is that it's too long to be that not funny.
     
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