So today I had to work 10.45-5...weak hours, weak day. I had 5 deliveries...good tips but shitty day.
Anyway, I get this call from a door seal plant here in town (they make the door seals for most hondas 2 and 4 doors) so I make the food and I'm on my way out there.
Ok 1st potential incident, there's an intersection which has one side with a left arrow, all the lights turn yellow and the opposite side will turn green with a left arrow. I happened to be coming up to this light when MY SIDE was green with the left arrow, I decided to go straight and about 40 feet back from the intersection this ass, out of NOWHERE turns left on a red INTO MY LANE...brakes were applied and yelling occured...but I don't think he really understood what he did.
2nd potential incident, I had gotten around this fucktard and was in the right lane. I was behind this purple 3G Escort(?) sedan, going the speed limit...when i look in my rear view I see this newer silver Monte Carlo come speeding up behind me, switch lanes and go to pass me. I tried to move over into both lanes to show her HEY DON'T PASS RIGHT NOW... but she continued to gas around me. The fucked up part is that these two lanes merge with US 30 at this point and become ONE lane, and she's in the one that ends. So she finally sees the DO NOT PASS sign and slows down...then says fuck it and tries to speed up to go around us...then she says fuck it again and brakes RIGHT BESIDE ME...so here we are in a one lane wide road with two cars side by side...to make matters worse the assfucker in the Purple car decides to start braking before the roads merge. I was pissed, confused and scared all at the same time at this point. So I drop it into first and gun it around this purple car on the right shoulder, out of harms way.
3rd potential incident happens directly after this. The merging lane ends just after Brookwood and the highway becomes a two lane with center turn lane road through the fast food/car lot section of town. So I'm in this third lane and this pickup finally merges behind this semi...out of NOWHERE this Jeep flies into MY lane in front of me, I swerve, hit the shoulder and gun it in 2nd around him.
The light turns red, I sit there first in line, it turns green I gun the fuck out of my motor JUST TO get faaaaaaaaar away from these fuckers.
Lastly, I get up to this other light to turn left. I'm sittin there waiting for this light to turn checking my rearviews like mad cause I'm shaking so bad from these fucktards. Suddenly this white fuckin Lincoln towncar (who wasn't paying attention) swerves over from the far right lane into my lane and slams on the brakes, fuckin comes within abotu a foot of my car. Scared the PISS out of me and I couldn't move up any further without going into the intersection.
Meanwhile with all this shit happening, there were about 5 state fucking police directly across the street eating lunch at this chinese place where the two highways merge. I mean comon...how can my car ALMOST get hit that many times on one run?
I think all these people were from Ohio, thats the only way it can be explained. (no offense buckeyes) but people from Lima, payne and around the boarder SUCK ASS at driving.
almost hit someone turning against light
almost got sideswiped, twice
almost rear ended some fucker
almost got rear ended
state cops are lazy fuckers
Anyway, I get this call from a door seal plant here in town (they make the door seals for most hondas 2 and 4 doors) so I make the food and I'm on my way out there.
Ok 1st potential incident, there's an intersection which has one side with a left arrow, all the lights turn yellow and the opposite side will turn green with a left arrow. I happened to be coming up to this light when MY SIDE was green with the left arrow, I decided to go straight and about 40 feet back from the intersection this ass, out of NOWHERE turns left on a red INTO MY LANE...brakes were applied and yelling occured...but I don't think he really understood what he did.
2nd potential incident, I had gotten around this fucktard and was in the right lane. I was behind this purple 3G Escort(?) sedan, going the speed limit...when i look in my rear view I see this newer silver Monte Carlo come speeding up behind me, switch lanes and go to pass me. I tried to move over into both lanes to show her HEY DON'T PASS RIGHT NOW... but she continued to gas around me. The fucked up part is that these two lanes merge with US 30 at this point and become ONE lane, and she's in the one that ends. So she finally sees the DO NOT PASS sign and slows down...then says fuck it and tries to speed up to go around us...then she says fuck it again and brakes RIGHT BESIDE ME...so here we are in a one lane wide road with two cars side by side...to make matters worse the assfucker in the Purple car decides to start braking before the roads merge. I was pissed, confused and scared all at the same time at this point. So I drop it into first and gun it around this purple car on the right shoulder, out of harms way.
3rd potential incident happens directly after this. The merging lane ends just after Brookwood and the highway becomes a two lane with center turn lane road through the fast food/car lot section of town. So I'm in this third lane and this pickup finally merges behind this semi...out of NOWHERE this Jeep flies into MY lane in front of me, I swerve, hit the shoulder and gun it in 2nd around him.
The light turns red, I sit there first in line, it turns green I gun the fuck out of my motor JUST TO get faaaaaaaaar away from these fuckers.
Lastly, I get up to this other light to turn left. I'm sittin there waiting for this light to turn checking my rearviews like mad cause I'm shaking so bad from these fucktards. Suddenly this white fuckin Lincoln towncar (who wasn't paying attention) swerves over from the far right lane into my lane and slams on the brakes, fuckin comes within abotu a foot of my car. Scared the PISS out of me and I couldn't move up any further without going into the intersection.
Meanwhile with all this shit happening, there were about 5 state fucking police directly across the street eating lunch at this chinese place where the two highways merge. I mean comon...how can my car ALMOST get hit that many times on one run?
I think all these people were from Ohio, thats the only way it can be explained. (no offense buckeyes) but people from Lima, payne and around the boarder SUCK ASS at driving.
almost hit someone turning against light
almost got sideswiped, twice
almost rear ended some fucker
almost got rear ended
state cops are lazy fuckers
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