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Delivery from hell

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  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    So today I had to work 10.45-5...weak hours, weak day. I had 5 deliveries...good tips but shitty day.

    Anyway, I get this call from a door seal plant here in town (they make the door seals for most hondas 2 and 4 doors) so I make the food and I'm on my way out there.

    Ok 1st potential incident, there's an intersection which has one side with a left arrow, all the lights turn yellow and the opposite side will turn green with a left arrow. I happened to be coming up to this light when MY SIDE was green with the left arrow, I decided to go straight and about 40 feet back from the intersection this ass, out of NOWHERE turns left on a red INTO MY LANE...brakes were applied and yelling occured...but I don't think he really understood what he did.

    2nd potential incident, I had gotten around this fucktard and was in the right lane. I was behind this purple 3G Escort(?) sedan, going the speed limit...when i look in my rear view I see this newer silver Monte Carlo come speeding up behind me, switch lanes and go to pass me. I tried to move over into both lanes to show her HEY DON'T PASS RIGHT NOW... but she continued to gas around me. The fucked up part is that these two lanes merge with US 30 at this point and become ONE lane, and she's in the one that ends. So she finally sees the DO NOT PASS sign and slows down...then says fuck it and tries to speed up to go around us...then she says fuck it again and brakes RIGHT BESIDE ME...so here we are in a one lane wide road with two cars side by side...to make matters worse the assfucker in the Purple car decides to start braking before the roads merge. I was pissed, confused and scared all at the same time at this point. So I drop it into first and gun it around this purple car on the right shoulder, out of harms way.

    3rd potential incident happens directly after this. The merging lane ends just after Brookwood and the highway becomes a two lane with center turn lane road through the fast food/car lot section of town. So I'm in this third lane and this pickup finally merges behind this semi...out of NOWHERE this Jeep flies into MY lane in front of me, I swerve, hit the shoulder and gun it in 2nd around him.

    The light turns red, I sit there first in line, it turns green I gun the fuck out of my motor JUST TO get faaaaaaaaar away from these fuckers.

    Lastly, I get up to this other light to turn left. I'm sittin there waiting for this light to turn checking my rearviews like mad cause I'm shaking so bad from these fucktards. Suddenly this white fuckin Lincoln towncar (who wasn't paying attention) swerves over from the far right lane into my lane and slams on the brakes, fuckin comes within abotu a foot of my car. Scared the PISS out of me and I couldn't move up any further without going into the intersection.

    Meanwhile with all this shit happening, there were about 5 state fucking police directly across the street eating lunch at this chinese place where the two highways merge. I mean comon...how can my car ALMOST get hit that many times on one run?

    I think all these people were from Ohio, thats the only way it can be explained. (no offense buckeyes) but people from Lima, payne and around the boarder SUCK ASS at driving.

    :cliffs:
    almost hit someone turning against light
    almost got sideswiped, twice
    almost rear ended some fucker
    almost got rear ended
    state cops are lazy fuckers
     
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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    Wow... that sucks.
     
  3. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    Damn,


    Final Destination... :lol: :lol:

    I guess it's your turn next, be careful
     
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    turboB20hatch Senior Member

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    um your town sounds like a bunch of drunken maniacs need to be taken off the streets :poop:
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Well, you're pretty much right...but I think most of these people I encountered all at once were all from Ohio...since we're 15 minutes from the buckeye boarder they come over regularly...and none of them can drive.
     
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    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    Times like those are the only ones I wished I drove an H1 instead of a civic :D
     
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    and I thought draggin's bad...........fucking pizza drivers take it to the track
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I hate Ohio drivers more than life itself. More than CT DMV.

    But yeah, I can easily days like that driving. Pizza drivers UNITE !

    -> Steve
     
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    pizza drivers union,,,,,,,,I can see it now
     
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    since my car is so low, and there's a lot of trucker traffic out here, i swear one of these days i'm going to get flattened... it's almost happened a few times... no one looks where they're going. and it's scary.

    man, i'm sorry about what happened... i'm glad you didn't get into a wreck tho. saw one the other day where someone didn't make it out alive... :(
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    type RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
     
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    WTF?? :lol:
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    TTT......

    ???????


    who knows.......your just as bad as me
     
  14. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :blink: :blink:

    I think the four retards that almost hit me/cut me off need to take that shit to the track. I was driving defensively and using what I had to stay far AWAY from wolf packs....people around here are nucking futs on the road.

    I had some guy run a yield sign, slam on the brakes and stop right in front of me in my Escort about a year ago...I think he WANTED me to hit him, but since I was only doing 25 i tapped the brakes and stopped way before i got near him. So *I* need to take it to the track? eh...maybe...I did drag my friend in his moms 04 sunfire...walked him bad...but that was late night, no traffic. :D
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    lmao, you n00b.

    Sup markis?

    Everyone meet the guy I whipped in his moms Sunfire the other night. :p
     
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    yeahIdriveaTGL Member

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    SHUT UP, that was my MOM'S CAR, you'll never beet me in my TGL, it's like...the NINJA of all cars. :ph34r:
     
  18. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Pluh...I passed you in the Taurus without even using vtec. ;)
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    what the hell is a tgl....


















    does it have VTEC?!?!?!!? :ph34r:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    TGL = Ford toreASS GL
     
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