Don't forget to lock up your junk...

[Battle Pope]

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/rock/08.../news/56445.htm

 

[Celerity]

I'm pretty sure locksmiths have all the good stories.

Working in fire and rescue, the wierdest shit I can talk about are the common amount of men that go to the hospital because "they are stuck inside their german shepard"

-> Steve

 

[StealthMode]

That's f'in hilarious! :bo: But sucks for that guy

At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act.

<_<

 

[dveit]

Poor family jewels. Two weeks?? Damn thats a long time in lockup for those two bad boys.

 

[Dustin_m]

hey that would be one fucked up prank to pull on a friend, just make sure you ain't gonna have a cheap ass key that'll break off.

 

[micah]

lol thats great

 

[phyregod]

2 weeks is retarded! He must have been drunk the entire time.