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Driving In Snow In A Sol

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    here's the transcript :p



    Afipunktwentyone: wtf, ur car made it to work?

    Auto response from pissedoffsolwork: brb

    pissedoffsolwork: dude
    pissedoffsolwork: wtf
    Afipunktwentyone: ?
    pissedoffsolwork: heres the story
    pissedoffsolwork: so i go home fro work this morning theres liek 3 inches of snow
    pissedoffsolwork: not a big deal
    pissedoffsolwork: about 10am, my boss calls me up
    pissedoffsolwork: hes like- were going to have you work from home tonight
    pissedoffsolwork: cuz its going to be really bad
    pissedoffsolwork: im like- no biggie-
    pissedoffsolwork: so i come back
    pissedoffsolwork: to set up my laptop to VPN in to our systems and to pick up a cell phone
    pissedoffsolwork: now, through qwest communications, we are allowed to switch out 800 number from our T to any swicthed line- aka our cell phone
    pissedoffsolwork: 11:45 im on the phone with them trying to switch the phone over
    pissedoffsolwork: no problem - they say it will take 2-3 min to switch
    Afipunktwentyone: 11 am or pm?
    pissedoffsolwork: 15 min later, i test call in, and i get the T
    pissedoffsolwork: pm
    pissedoffsolwork: im lik eWTF- that should have rang the cell phone
    pissedoffsolwork: so i call back qwest-
    pissedoffsolwork: they say its all set and says its ringing the cell phone
    pissedoffsolwork: 12:10, another test call- i get the 2nd shift chick again still there waiting for me
    pissedoffsolwork: i tell her to hang on a couple more min
    pissedoffsolwork: 12:15- test call- get her again.
    pissedoffsolwork: call back qwest. the line is not pointing to the T anymore.
    pissedoffsolwork: wtf.
    pissedoffsolwork: yet, im still getting the T
    pissedoffsolwork: i say fuck it- pack up and head to work
    Afipunktwentyone: :-(
    pissedoffsolwork: 3 snowbanks and getting suck 2 times later, i get to our parking lot
    Afipunktwentyone: technology fuggin sux
    pissedoffsolwork: which has been plowed in about as high as my car
    pissedoffsolwork: i make like half baked, and "make a run for it B"
    Afipunktwentyone: lol!
    pissedoffsolwork: failure. the nose of my car is burried up to the widshield of this 6 foot snow bank
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: 30 mph into a 6 foot tall snow bank i guess just wans't enoguh
    Afipunktwentyone: take a pic, I sahll 0wn it
    pissedoffsolwork: hahahaha
    pissedoffsolwork: i don't have my camera on me- and i dug it out anyway
    Afipunktwentyone: omg, u drive to plow THRU it?
    pissedoffsolwork: yeah- the road is 5 lanes wide-
    Afipunktwentyone: where's a ricer wing when u need it?
    pissedoffsolwork: and i cane down the road at like 20 mph in the wrong lane- cut acorss and floored it
    pissedoffsolwork: hahaah
    pissedoffsolwork: got half way in
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: thing is- all this snow is fluffy shit
    pissedoffsolwork: its not wet at all
    pissedoffsolwork: very light
    Afipunktwentyone: but it;s sticking?
    pissedoffsolwork: i figured id bomb through it no problem
    pissedoffsolwork: if its cold, it will stick-
    pissedoffsolwork: but you couldn't make a snowball with this snow
    pissedoffsolwork: it just wont compress in cuz its too dry
    pissedoffsolwork: wet snow is heavy and sticks well
    Afipunktwentyone: <--I lived in Alaska, you aint got shit on me, mang :)
    Afipunktwentyone: so it's all light and fluffy?
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: yeah
    pissedoffsolwork: but theres like 2 feet of it
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    Afipunktwentyone: petter than 3 inches of ince on the ground
    Afipunktwentyone: ice*
    Afipunktwentyone: better*
    pissedoffsolwork: its all ice where the plowed
    pissedoffsolwork: from peeps driving on it
    pissedoffsolwork: anyway- i get to work at liek 1235
    Afipunktwentyone: how wide was the snow bank you drive to suicide drive thru?
    pissedoffsolwork: i grab a shovel and start digging my self out
    pissedoffsolwork: average snow bank dude- it was the road plow
    pissedoffsolwork: about 6 feet tall, 3 wide and /\ shaped
    Afipunktwentyone: gonna call ur ass osama now
    pissedoffsolwork: so probably 5 feet at the bottom
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    pissedoffsolwork: i got in pretty good- dug out my front end
    pissedoffsolwork: tunneled through the rest of the way into a parking spot
    pissedoffsolwork: go inside
    Afipunktwentyone: and what would happened if you car got lodged in right under the 6 foot snow bank?
    pissedoffsolwork: hold phone
    pissedoffsolwork: ok
    pissedoffsolwork: it would stay there till morning
    pissedoffsolwork: when maintence comes with the steam shovel to plow the parking lot
    Afipunktwentyone: no, look

    _____________
    / \
    Afipunktwentyone: err, hold on
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    Afipunktwentyone:
    ___________
    / \
    / \
    / \ /--Point of impact
    / your (you) car ==============
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    pissedoffsolwork: naw
    pissedoffsolwork: let me whip up MS paint y-
    Afipunktwentyone: haha
    Afipunktwentyone: just move down here, and get laid contantly
    pissedoffsolwork: http://www.hondaswap.com/gallery/images/s3...51cf1c156b3.jpg

    pissedoffsolwork: lmmmfao
    pissedoffsolwork: but thats what it looked like
    Afipunktwentyone: P4!Nt 0wnz
     
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    and beleive it or not, I'm NOT drunk for once.
     
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    he had to roll the windows down and climb out ;)
     
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    Damn, B- you didn't let him get many words in huh? :lol:
     
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    lol- naw :) i was telling a story. heheeh
     
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    I'm a good listener ;)
     
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    ok- well here's some pics i took at my house.

    the white pole you see here is the top of my mail box :ponwed:

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    at closer view with a tape measure... just under 5 feet

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    looking down my driveway to the box

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    and an up close at where we were jsut standing. . . 4.5 feet

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    so yeah- we got our ass kicked- and now you understnad what i had to drive through last night to get to work. it was about that big :p
    haha
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    I moved outta the East Coast 8 years ago to Colorado. Yesterday, I washed and waxed my car in 60 degree weather.

    I don't miss the East Coast very much. :p
     
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    ok THAT IS JUST GAY.

    Colorado has better weather than us??????????????????????????????????????????

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    Damnit, it's warmer in CO. than it is in FL :angry:
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    How about a "Get The Fuck Outta The East" meet in Colorado? :lol:
     
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    ur hand is whiter then the snow :lol:
     
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    F U
     
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    Dont make fun of b. he might have that one skin thing Michel Jackson has <_<
     
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    [​IMG] White people 0wn j00! Its not our fault we are the most hated race in the world.
     
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    nice thumb!!!!! :woo:
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    your lucky you did not break anything. BTW, that ms paint artwork is great, where you really that far in? See if you would of had a body kit on it, you would have just cut right threw :) How is the snow with the teins, do you get hung up on everything.
     
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    wtf r u talkin about im not hating on white ppl <_<
     
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