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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    -You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the
    microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
    years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
    family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
    you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
    and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work you still
    answer the phone in a business manner

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
    dial "9" to get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
    worked for three different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
    news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
    phone to see if anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at
    the bottom of the screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
    you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
    your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
    around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before
    getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
    to forward this message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
    list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
    wasn't a #9 on this list.
     
  2. lowandslow

    lowandslow Senior Member

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    :angry:
     
  3. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    lol :doh:
     
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    MugenCRX Senior Member

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  5. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :withstupid: too :lol:



    yup...



    :ph34r:
     
  6. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    me 3! ya bastard!
     
  7. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    fell for it as well.... bastards....
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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  9. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    :repost: :repostred:

    Hasn't this same list been going around every year since 1999?
     
  10. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    :ditto: :woo:
     
  11. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    I think B alone has posted this twice before. :D



    I do those every single day now. :)
     
  12. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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  13. racintweek

    racintweek Senior Member

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    actually i say "hello" at work and "VW Parts" when im at home :shrug:




    i didnt need to scroll back up to see #9 it was still in view.........i mean wasnt in view :wallbash:
     
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