even better then using E bay

[jeffie7]

Morris, a city boy moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998. "

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

 

[MadMaXXX]

heard it before

witty joke but does not inspire too much laughter

 

[jeffie7]

but it did make me think about things I could do -=)

 

[MadMaXXX]

u can try it and hope u dont get into a lawsuit

 

[jeffie7]

I sware it died after the raffle started =) hehehe
and on that note I have 10 dollars if anyone wants in on the raffle you can paypal me 1 dollar and later this week I will have a drawing and the winner gets 10 dollars

 

[Loco Honkey]

Actually, the profit would be $898, after the initial investment of $100 for the donkey...

 

[Frankie P.]

Wasn't a bad joke, but it wasn't hillarious either.

 

[BigJ]

I liked it atleast...

 

[Iron 1]

still laughing at loco honkeys dancing avatar!hahahahahha

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Oct 18 2003, 04:46 PM
Actually, the profit would be $898, after the initial investment of $100 for the donkey...

but $898 is still a nice profit.


That joke was so so. I smiled when i read it, but it didn't inspire any laughing.

 

[civicgirlracer97]

Not a bad idead though...... :unsure: hmmmmmmm