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Favorite Pick up line

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, Dec 31, 2002.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    I used this one to get my current g/f :p

    You must be Irish, cause my penis is Dublin.
     
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    vtecsir1 Senior Member

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    is that a mirror in your back pocket because for some reason i can see myself in your pants
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    [new york accent]

    hunny, they're training me for war
    and I don't know what might happen
    but i want to know that we lived all we could TONIGHT!

    [/accent]

    hehe- from pearl harbor :p
     
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    bobcat7095 Senior Member

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    that was from peral harbor
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i said that it was
    lol
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    If I flipped a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?
     
  7. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    caught in a mosh...
    lets get buck naked and fuck
     
  8. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    *lick finger and wipe it on her shirt*

    "let's get you out of those wet clothes"
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    do you work for UPS? cuz i coulda swore i saw you checking out my package!
     
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    djextremity Senior Member

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    in your rearview mirror..wait..
    I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck me for the next two hours. Deal?
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    pick-up line?what's that?
     
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    95_civicext Junior Member

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    LMFAO!!!!

    "Got a quarter? My mom told me to call her when i fell in love" ---> LAME!! lol

    "Nice dress....... wanna see what it would look like on my bedroom floor?"
     
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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    "I like every bone in your body, exspessaily mine"

    "Roses are red, violets are blue,...Lets Fuck"

    "have you ever had you belly button tickled...from the inside?"
     
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    chevy302dz Senior Member

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    Want to play a game?
    My balls your chin.
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    rofl...........
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    "sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart"
     
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    Hexen Senior Member

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    Here's one that will actually work.

    "Can I see your hand for a second."
    :she gives you her hand:

    Point to her palm somewhere and say "this is your house" point another place "this is my house" and draw a line between the two "and this is a river."

    "how do i get from my house to your house?"

    she SHOULD say "I dont know?"

    then you say "well I don't either, I just wanted to hold your hand."


    trust me, it works.
     
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    screw me if im wrong but your about to kiss me
     
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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    no the real version of that one is "Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?"
     
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    micah Senior Member

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    well if you say it the way i did you eiether get kissed or screwed.

    my luck the girl i would ask would actually be named gretchen
     
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