Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, Dec 31, 2002.
I used this one to get my current g/f
You must be Irish, cause my penis is Dublin.
[new york accent]
hunny, they're training me for war
and I don't know what might happen
but i want to know that we lived all we could TONIGHT!
hehe- from pearl harbor
that was from peral harbor
i said that it was
If I flipped a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?
lets get buck naked and fuck
*lick finger and wipe it on her shirt*
"let's get you out of those wet clothes"
do you work for UPS? cuz i coulda swore i saw you checking out my package!
I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck me for the next two hours. Deal?
pick-up line?what's that?
"Got a quarter? My mom told me to call her when i fell in love" ---> LAME!! lol
"Nice dress....... wanna see what it would look like on my bedroom floor?"
"I like every bone in your body, exspessaily mine"
"Roses are red, violets are blue,...Lets Fuck"
"have you ever had you belly button tickled...from the inside?"
Want to play a game?
My balls your chin.
"sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart"
Here's one that will actually work.
"Can I see your hand for a second."
:she gives you her hand:
Point to her palm somewhere and say "this is your house" point another place "this is my house" and draw a line between the two "and this is a river."
"how do i get from my house to your house?"
she SHOULD say "I dont know?"
then you say "well I don't either, I just wanted to hold your hand."
trust me, it works.
screw me if im wrong but your about to kiss me
no the real version of that one is "Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?"
well if you say it the way i did you eiether get kissed or screwed.
my luck the girl i would ask would actually be named gretchen
Separate names with a comma.