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Fight Global Warming, use a sq of TP per sitting

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by asmallsol, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    She Could Do Even More To Fight Global Warming And Let People Use Her Face To Wipe Their Ass With
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    sometimes i need a half a roll

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    lol
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    You could fight Global Warming by limiting your use of capital letters.
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    i dont think thats gonna catch on.
     
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    yea...shes freakin nuts!
     
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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    SORRY HAVE THEM ON ALL THE TIME AT WORK, HOW IT'S DONE HERE, AND I GET SO USED TO IT I DON'T EVEN REALISE WHEN I DO IT. PURPOSLY LEFT CAPS ON THIS TIME THOUGH
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    To Hell with global warming, somebody figure out a way to fight the magnetic reversal of the poles
     
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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    I have never taken an earth science class in my life, so i am clueless, but what earth systems run by the magnetic poles? The magnetic feild is essential for blocking ionized particles, but other then guiding my cumpus what are they good for?
     
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    earth's magnetic field also deflects solar winds. good thing.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    if i used 1 square my finger would be in my ass on a daily basis. tp is too thin.

    girls use twice as much anyways. they have to wipe the front and back. shave the snatch and she wont have piss everywhere.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Yup, during the reversal the magnetic field drops, allowing 90% of the radiation from solar winds in. Recenlty studies suggest the average drop in the field is 7000 years. Humans can't survive that living on the surface.

    an Alternate theory (from our government) suggests there will be multiple poles during this time, possibly creating "safe spots"
     
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    The thing that pisses me off about celebs and other "green" people is that they are hypocrites. For example she may use one square of tp every time but how does she go from place to place? A tour bus? private jet? Both are huge polution machines. What about all the electricity used to cool the concert venue or the lighting she has? I am sure there are a hell of a lot more ways that she could save energy herself before she can start telling us to use one square of TP.

    This brings up another story from when I was in college. I got into a heated discussion with a girl who got on my case about animal cruelity and meat processing and peta and blah blah blah. I won the arguement when I pointed out that she was wearing a leather jacket, belt, and had a full leather interior in her suv. Stuff like that irks me. If I didn't eat the hamburger then she would never have gotten the skins to make the leather items she was wearing.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Yup,

    Remember "An Inconveinant Truth"

    Al Gore has a larger Carbon Footprint then some small towns
     
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    chestercheeto48 Senior Member VIP

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    I haven't had a chance to watch that yet.
     
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    This is one of those Conservation things that was taken out of context. I agree with her. You don't need to re-use TP, but people (particularly in my house) use WAY TOO MUCH SHIT in their daily lives. Toothbrushes piled high with toothpaste, Cup fulls of shampoo and conditioner, a half a fucking glass of dish detergent. A cap or more of laundry detergent. It's shit.

    I use about 3-5 ccs of toothpaste, a shampoo blot the size of a dime (Or less) and even less dish detergent. We use way too much of this shit anymore.


    Also, in Vietnam toilet paper was a premium so soldiers would stick their fingers up they ass, rim the shit off their sphincter and then use TP to clean off their finger.

    No lie.
     
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    I advocate nose picking to cut down on tissue use, but don't try it after the vietnam ass wipe, you'll be sorry.
     
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    i was barely able to hold in my laughter on that one.
     
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    "Hey look guys ! I gave myself a dirty sanchez !"
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i use one roll of TP a month at home. sometimes less :)

    then again, im only home to sleep most of the time...
     
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