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"Damnit, stop getting finger prints all over my windows!!!!"

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^^^ Wow, you took the words right out of my mouth.

If I had an M, I wouldnt' want some chick fuckin sitting on it and putting her hands on it! It might get scratched or dented....that and the chick isn't that hot.
 
I protest this website. It is highly degrading to women, and objectifies them in worst way.









































































nice fucking rack on her tho :p
 
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"Honey, would you mind putting down a towel before sticking your sweaty cheeks on my fresh leather? Thanks."





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Dialogue if I saw this girl leaning on my bike:

Me: Hi! What's your name?
Girl: hehe Melissa.....
Me: hmmmm....riiiggght. Hey Melissa.
Her: Yeah?
Me: Do you like your hands?
Her: (thinks real hard)....Uh, yeah, why?
Me: Because if you don't get your hands off my bike, I'm gonna chop'em off and feed them to my pitbull.
Her: Hey! that isn't nice!
That girl is disgusting, I hope that was her first and last shooot.
 
Originally posted by MikeBergy@May 8 2004, 11:46 AM
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"Honey, would you mind putting down a towel before sticking your sweaty cheeks on my fresh leather? Thanks."





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Dialogue if I saw this girl leaning on my bike:

Me: Hi! What's your name?
Girl: hehe Melissa.....
Me: hmmmm....riiiggght. Hey Melissa.
Her: Yeah?
Me: Do you like your hands?
Her: (thinks real hard)....Uh, yeah, why?
Me: Because if you don't get your hands off my bike, I'm gonna chop'em off and feed them to my pitbull.
Her: Hey! that isn't nice!
That girl is disgusting, I hope that was her first and last shooot.
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CBR929RR < GSXR1000

She is ugly though, and I believe this thread has been JACKED!

The chick with the M... mmmMmmmMmmm...

What a weird twist you used my Ex's name Melissa. Lets change that... haa haa, to like Zimberk or something the chick with the bike looks Russian or German...
 
cant believe they fucked up a perfecly good ///M3 photoshoot by letting some dumb bitch get all in the way


and as for the bike pics

this is the hottest girl on there

why???


cuz she actually rides/races
 
Originally posted by MikeBergy@May 8 2004, 08:46 AM

Dialogue if I saw this girl leaning on my bike:

Me: Hi! What's your name?
Girl: hehe Melissa.....
Me: hmmmm....riiiggght. Hey Melissa.
Her: Yeah?
Me: Do you like your hands?
Her: (thinks real hard)....Uh, yeah, why?
Me: Because if you don't get your hands off my bike, I'm gonna chop'em off and feed them to my pitbull.
Her: Hey! that isn't nice!
That girl is disgusting, I hope that was her first and last shooot.
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:withstupid:
 
Originally posted by E_SolSi@May 8 2004, 12:22 PM
cant believe they fucked up a perfecly good ///M3 photoshoot by letting some dumb bitch get all in the way


and as for the bike pics

this is the hottest girl on there

why???


cuz she actually rides/races
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and those little stars on her stomach/pelvis mmmmmMMMMMM BITCH!
 
Originally posted by 92b16vx@May 8 2004, 12:47 PM
Fixed it...


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Did you run out of eraser?

Cuz you didn't fix it. You forgot to erase the rest of her :D
 
Originally posted by hondamidnighter@May 8 2004, 02:52 PM
This thread just got funny. :lmao:
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Yeah... for real. It's amazing how you guys like to critique these girls so harshly. I just thought you'd like some fresh eye-candy. No one is asking you to date them either. lol. The blonde with the motorcycle needs a little makeup and a better wardrobe... geesh. As if you guys are so hunky yourselves. :p
 
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