Funny things to say about cars

[96ekhatch]

I guess this post is just for fun, Me and my friends always goof off and say stupid shit about cars, we actually convinced my one friend that my other friend's civic was out of vtec fluid and thats y it wouldn't hit vtec lol it was actually just low on oil, i also told someone that my headlight fluid was low and thats y my one high beam wouldn't work and he believed me. Does anybody else have anything like that they say to confuse people? lol

 

[Briansol]

calco auto.

google it

 

[96ekhatch]

umm i did and yea i didn't see the point in doing it lol

 

[YBLEGAL]

muffler bearings, flux capacitors, 'power bands', ya use your imagination.

 

[eg6sir]

KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items!

 

[Briansol]

oops, spelle it wrong

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

I like to tell people that if they can use the same tune as their friend since they are putting on the same turbo kit their friend had

 

[hondacivicguy05]

what about calling the parts store and asking if the have a can of oil pressure

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

i know at one point, suicidedoors.com had bolt-on bodydrops for trucks listed for $10,000 as a joke on their website...lol.

 

[efhondakid]

When I worked at Goodyear and a car would come it with tires chopped to hell from being out of alignment we would always say, "Those arent chopped, those are just traction divets."

 

[hondacivicguy05]

muffler bearings, flux capacitors, 'power bands', ya use your imagination.

muffler bearing grease also

 

[YBLEGAL]

I think my favorite one isn't something someone made up, but one derived from pure ignorance. And that would be when someone mentions a Cadillac converter... loll

 

[phyregod]

KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items!

lol.. Cross drilled brake lines, Engine oil bypass kit, piston return springs..

"Passenger Noise Reducer":

 

[cjvictoria]

710 cap ftw!

 

[newb]

^Ah ha ha ha. 91acccordwithwork has one of those. I havent looked at Kaleco Auto for a while.

I like to tell people that if they can use the same tune as their friend since they are putting on the same turbo kit their friend had

LMFAO. For some reason that sounds fermiliar.

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

your tires flat.

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

is there a way to by pass the factory security speaker lock on them?!?!?!

security speaker lock.. lol

 

[cjvictoria]

^Ah ha ha ha. 91acccordwithwork has one of those. I havent looked at Kaleco Auto for a while.



LMFAO. For some reason that sounds fermiliar.

he does lol... hmmm wonder if that kid's still coming to hs???

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

im sure he is.
just to make sure that were not talking any more shit.. lol
hell e-slap us!

 

[96ekhatch]

I posted this thread so everyone could have some fun and some laugh's and people already gotta be asshole's ya know what i'm sorry i'm not as fucking educated about cars as some of you mother fucker's but i'm sure that some other people would think that using the same motor, turbo set up, and everything else that you could use the same tune and it would work just fine cause that kid that my friends got his ecu from had that same tune on a diff car and motor and put it on my friend's car and guess what it worked fine and ran pretty fast on 6 psi. sorry my fucking mistake