Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by SlowStang305, Aug 7, 2007.
im not sure if boobs could even save this thread
This combines 3 things I despise:
1: Napolean Dynamite dweeb
2: that generation of "Mustang", the "I'm sorry" years
3: really poor photoshopping. I mean look at that, Napolean cocksucker is like 9 feet tall.
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
A little boy asks Grandpa O’Malley, “Can I have five bucks to buy a guinea pig?”
“Here,” says the old man as he hands the boy a $10 bill. “Go get yourself a nice Irish girl instead.”
Q: What’s carved on a nun’s tombstone?
A: Returned unopened.
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.
He thinks it's a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?".
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis. Serves You Right, You Sinner!
That's quite possibly the best generation of Mustangs until the 05+... except maybe of course notchback Fox's.
recked in for the save
What do you do when a Drummer knocks on your door ?
Pay for the pizza and bid him adieu.
how do you turn a dishwasher in to a snowthrower?
give her a shovel
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