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FWD of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, Sep 26, 2005.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    a girls first time
    (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
    It's your first time. As you lie back your
    muscles tighten. You put him
    off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
    refuses to be swayed as he
    approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
    shake your head bravely.
    He has had more experience, but it's the first
    time his finger has found
    the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
    your body tenses; but
    he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
    deeply within your eyes
    and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
    times before. His cool
    smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
    more room for an easy
    entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
    but he slowly takes his
    time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
    possible. As he presses
    closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
    way, pain surges throughout
    your body and you feel the slight trickle of
    blood as he continues. He
    looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
    painful.Your eyes are
    filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
    for him to go on. He
    begins going in and out with skill but you are
    now too numb to feel him
    within you. After a few moments, you feel
    something bursting within you and
    he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
    have it over. He looks
    at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
    chuckle; that you have been
    his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
    You smile and...........













































    thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
    a tooth pulled.
    Naughty, Naughty!
    What were you thinkin' ?
    PERVERT
    I know what you were thinking!
     
  2. hondarin

    hondarin Please enter a value using 50 characters or fewer. VIP

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    i got that email like a year ago
     
  3. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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  4. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    heard that one before


    and am i the only one who saw "FWD" and thought front wheel drive and not forward :lol:
     
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  7. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Yeah, I thought about that after I made the post. :)
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    I know i thought it...i feel kinda jipped.
     
  9. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    fuck ye i thought this thread was going to be about honda's new fwd vehicle
     
  10. hondarin

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    yeah, i thought it was gonna be some high powered tricked out car.


    and who were you saying "prove it" to havok?
     
  11. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Whoever said repost.
     
  12. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    i also thought that and was was a tad dissapointed not seeing some badass car in here
     
  13. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    reminds me of my first time



































    i got a tooth pulled
     
  14. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    My first time was when I was around 6 or 7. Does that make me a skank?
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    You dirty whore.
     
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