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genius, just pure genius

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by MoSeS, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    this was sent to me on myspace, i couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes, enjoy...

    This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."
    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
     
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  2. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    LMAO that is great.
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    that is very, very old.
     
  4. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    well it was new to me...
     
  5. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    old but funny shit still.. ahahha
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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  7. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    caught in a mosh...
    bwahahahahahahaahaha

    ive seen it before butits always a funny read
     
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    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    ive never seen it. lmfao.
     
  10. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    Very, VERY old... but still funny..
     
  11. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    How old are the people who keep calling shit very very old !!!

    First person to use the internet ?
     
  12. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    Im 27... Probably seen that 5-6 times in the past 3-4 years...
     
  13. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    x2
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :werd:

    still funny tho
     
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