Girls Gone Responsible

[GSRCRXsi]

dont quite know what to think about this, but im sure its a joke since www.studiousbitches.com doesnt exist, pretty funny read though.

http://studentorg.umd.edu/cownipple/issues...h04/news1.shtml

 

[NotUrAverage_Si]

In one of the scenes rumored to be in the video, two women, both sophomores at Princeton, participate in an all-out, hardcore, girl-on-girl, all-night physics study session. Both fully clad in standard, conservative outfits, the climax arrives when the two come to an understanding for finding the center of mass in a binary system.

oooohhhh baby!

 

[Slammed90Lude]

The video's centerpiece, a 15-minute montage of quickly edited, handheld shots, features college-aged women showing up to class on time, being designated drivers and eating ice cream and playing putt-putt with their long-term, monogamous boyfriends.

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ahhhh, that's all i needed to read

 

[HellBentHONDA]

uhh that whole website is full of phony comical stories. so yeah its a joke lol.

funny stuff

 

[DarkHand]

I love the T+A=$ on the blackboard in the background.

 

[phunky.buddha]

The bathroom reviews are hilarious!

 

[GSRCRXsi]

Originally posted by DarkHand@Apr 29 2004, 02:17 PM
I love the T+A=$ on the blackboard in the background.

i was waiting for someone to pick up on that, lol

 

[jeffie7]

http://studentorg.umd.edu/cownipple/issues/oct03/feat1.shtml


good stuff ya see thats why the one new 16 year old should move to maryland we have a killer newpaper

good ole Terps students

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