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hhehe this is a good one :p

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
    courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

    Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect
    car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
    distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
    any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
    toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and
    Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
    Question: Who was the survivor?
    (Scroll down for the answer.)








    Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
    the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
    thing as a perfect man.


    **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. *****














    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
    driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

    ******Men Keep scrolling*********










    By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
    another point: Women never listen.
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    Oh, that one gets me rolling everytime--including the 1st time I heard it in 5th grade :p
     
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    Prowler Super Moderator

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :lmao: :lol:

    That's good shit mang!
     
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    :owned:
     
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    kyleirwin Retired OG

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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    :lol: :D :lol: :D hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
    :lol: :D
     
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    MokujinX5 Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You know there's a chick that read this and just hasn't posted her opinion yet!
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    That's because if we had wanted her opinion, we would have asked for it.

    :lol:
     
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    would have given it to her*
     
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    civicgirlracer97 Banned

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    I'll be the one to post for y'all. I already knew the joke so I scrolled to see what else if anything was listed.
     
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    I would have taken my dick out of her mouth and demanded it.


    Oh btw how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?





















    2












    1 to screw it in and 1 to SUCK MY DICK :lol:
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Check out the guy in the back holding up the sign.
     
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