hhehe this is a good one :p

[posol]

Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect
car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and
Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)








Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. *****














So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

******Men Keep scrolling*********










By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

 

[Havok]

Oh, that one gets me rolling everytime--including the 1st time I heard it in 5th grade

 

[Prowler]

 

[jamesA]

LMAO

 

[Hatchback 95 hybrid]

lol

 

[dveit]

That's good shit mang!

 

[SleEPeR_CRX]

Afipunk21 Posted on Aug 19 2003, 11:17 PM
Oh, that one gets me rolling everytime--including the 1st time I heard it in 5th grade

 

[kyleirwin]

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[IDMaxGuy]

hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

 

[MokujinX5]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Aug 19 2003, 11:14 PM
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha

You know there's a chick that read this and just hasn't posted her opinion yet!

 

[cxjon]

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by MokujinX5@Aug 20 2003, 08:42 AM
You know there's a chick that read this and just hasn't posted her opinion yet!

That's because if we had wanted her opinion, we would have asked for it.

 

[totalburnout]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Aug 20 2003, 10:47 AM-->

MokujinX5

@Aug 20 2003, 08:42 AM
You know there's a chick that read this and just hasn't posted her opinion yet!

That's because if we had wanted her opinion, we would have asked for it.

would have given it to her*

 

[liquid00meth]

lol

 

[sohcslammer]

:bo:

 

[civicgirlracer97]

I'll be the one to post for y'all. I already knew the joke so I scrolled to see what else if anything was listed.

 

[JDMilan]

 

[IDMaxGuy]

Originally posted by New2TheCarScene+Aug 20 2003, 11:14 AM-->

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Aug 20 2003, 10:47 AM
MokujinX5

@Aug 20 2003, 08:42 AM
You know there's a chick that read this and just hasn't posted her opinion yet!

That's because if we had wanted her opinion, we would have asked for it.

would have given it to her*

I would have taken my dick out of her mouth and demanded it.


Oh btw how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?





















2












1 to screw it in and 1 to SUCK MY DICK

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Check out the guy in the back holding up the sign.

 

[90crxb16a]

thoes bitches got