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how to make christmas cookies :D

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jameson Irish Whiskey

    Sample the Jameson to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Jameson again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
    cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
    sure the Jameson is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
    pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jameson to check for
    tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a she! et. Check
    the Jameson. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table.
    Add
    a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
    beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
    the Jameson and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS
     
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    b204dr Senior Member

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    i didnt think this was on the agenda- on this episode of pimp my hondaswap! hehe j/p brian
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    :lol:

    It was funny the first time I heard it, and it's funny now.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    That must be the julia childs reciepe
    I saw that same reciepe with Tequila , pretty funny
     
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    EXtremeAccord Senior Member

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    :bo: My cheeks and sides hurt... I'm suing. :bo:
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    LOL! Christmas cookies a la Julia Child for sure. :lol:
     
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    ^ fuckin great...

    let marijuana soke in the butter for 6 hrs
     
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