Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jameson Irish Whiskey
Sample the Jameson to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Jameson again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Jameson is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jameson to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a she! et. Check
the Jameson. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add
a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Jameson and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jameson Irish Whiskey
Sample the Jameson to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Jameson again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Jameson is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jameson to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a she! et. Check
the Jameson. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add
a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Jameson and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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