i got this from SSM:
-Hey Guy your Bitch looks better posing for pics on my truck....
-I borrowed some of your airline off your truck ... thanks...
-Do you Do that for attention?
-Dude is that your truck that I just hit in the parking lot?
-Can you Help me move?
-Why does it sit funny, like you front is higher than the back
-you ruined a perfectly good truck
-DOes it come like that from the factory?
-Can I get that at AutoZone or through APC?
-Is that a Scratch
-Are you the guy that drives the lowrider?
-Is that nitrous in your bed?
-Damn thats a lot of nitrous!
-You the one with the truck with hydros?
-hey man i drunk your last 12 pack of beer
-"your crazy putting NOS to your rearend"....as a fellow red light waiter in the next truck over pointed to the air tank and the airline going to the bag over the axle.............im actually not BSing either
-Did you do that all by yourself? Or did you need help?
-you might want to pick up your drag pole back there... i wouldn't want you to drag frame on accident
-when are u painting ur truck
-Hey what fell off your truck back there??
-is that colored burlap on them there seats buddy
-How can you drive it when its on the ground like that?
-why do you want a lowrider? you know why the mexicans drive lowriders right? so its easier to reach out and pick the lettuce'
-Can I borrow your truck?
-Whats that hanging off your truck?
-DO YOU DRIVE IT THAT LOW HOW DO YOU TURN?
-HE UMMM I THINK YOUR SHOCKS ARE BAD OR SOMTHING ??????
-is that a bomb in ur bed??... my air set up...
-hey you might want to pick ur truck up your dragging.....
-what a waste of a truck.... My reply... What a waste of your Mom......
-Do You Have Hydros
-is that your lowrider?
-is why would you do that?
-OLD couple, like grandpa munster old says, hey thats pretty neat son!
-Is that one of those alternative fuel vehicles? As an old couple stares at your air tank...
-How do you get over speed bumps?
-Y would u do that to ur truck?
-U spent all ur time and hard work jus to drag it on the ground?
-So do u jus let the air out of ur tires?
-So how much did it cost for ur hydros?
-Lets see the switches then they mave there hand like its a car with hydros
-I BET ITS FAST HUH R U One of those FAST AND FURIOUS GUYS?????
-Is it supposed to do that if so its pretty cool
-"Why do your fenderwells stil have the wheelbarrow wheels?"
-are those 22's
-wanna race
-whys your tag crooked
-make it hop like dre day yo
-how do you get in if you shave the door handles
-Are you a drug dealer?"
-Do you gots switches?"
-You got one of those mexican trucks
-Why does it sit crooked, you gotta flat?
-Why isnt it painted already?
-Is that fiberglass?
-Who would want their ride to be that low?
-What's that PSST sound whenever i pass you?
-Nice Sparkthrowers, did you bolt that on?
-Why's your girl standing beside my truck, oh man, wha, oh, yeah she just rubbed her tits on my hood...
-That thing got lowering blocks?
-What kinda springs you got under there, ive never seen any that'll sit that low before...
-Hey man, where's the duct tape?
-Hey wheres you tassels that hang from your roof?
-why do you have a hole in 'yer bed, you cant carry anything in there
-Those are the coolest hubcaps i ever seen....
-How much did all that vinyl cost??
-how do you open you tailgate w/ no handle??
-That looks like one of those Nascar Trucks
-lets take your truck to the bar
-where are your tail lights
-Is that the house of kolor bag-o-flames
-Isn't sittin on the rockers low enuf?
-Why don't you have a back bumper?
-"So when are you getting spinners?"
-Can you do that to mine?
-did you buy it like that
-Does it got a system?
-how did u make your doors open backwards
-hey did u know your doors open the wrong way ?
-"why dont u put 20s on it....?
-why is ur gas tank in ur bed"
-your front wheels look like there broken".>
-"Where is the batteries?"
-Hey your shocks are broken
-hey why dont you get 24's and raise it up and put nurf bars''
-you must drive a truck like that because you have a small penis
-did you steal that truck from a Mexican
-Your Girl was in my room last night
-lisence, registration, insuruance please
-is that a blown strut?"
-'why is there primer all over your truck did you hit something?
-You installed your lift kit upside down.....
-Hey make do 3 wheel or hop or something,
-watch out for mud puddles your gonna drown
-your springs just broke
-What is that point of lowering it
-well i guess 4 weelin' is out of the question
-your never gettin that money back when u sell it
-hey bro, your truck doesn't lay
-you got Air-shocks
-how much is a bodydrop kit?"
-if your gonna do that to a truck why dont you just drive a honda
-Nice Mexican weed wacker
-your truck just fell
-we dont have a flatbed to tow your truck
-Is it going to be that low when its finished?
-CAN YOU TOW WITH THAT TRUCK
-your truck looks like it's been on Pimp My Ride
-Hey Guy your Bitch looks better posing for pics on my truck....
-I borrowed some of your airline off your truck ... thanks...
-Do you Do that for attention?
-Dude is that your truck that I just hit in the parking lot?
-Can you Help me move?
-Why does it sit funny, like you front is higher than the back
-you ruined a perfectly good truck
-DOes it come like that from the factory?
-Can I get that at AutoZone or through APC?
-Is that a Scratch
-Are you the guy that drives the lowrider?
-Is that nitrous in your bed?
-Damn thats a lot of nitrous!
-You the one with the truck with hydros?
-hey man i drunk your last 12 pack of beer
-"your crazy putting NOS to your rearend"....as a fellow red light waiter in the next truck over pointed to the air tank and the airline going to the bag over the axle.............im actually not BSing either
-Did you do that all by yourself? Or did you need help?
-you might want to pick up your drag pole back there... i wouldn't want you to drag frame on accident
-when are u painting ur truck
-Hey what fell off your truck back there??
-is that colored burlap on them there seats buddy
-How can you drive it when its on the ground like that?
-why do you want a lowrider? you know why the mexicans drive lowriders right? so its easier to reach out and pick the lettuce'
-Can I borrow your truck?
-Whats that hanging off your truck?
-DO YOU DRIVE IT THAT LOW HOW DO YOU TURN?
-HE UMMM I THINK YOUR SHOCKS ARE BAD OR SOMTHING ??????
-is that a bomb in ur bed??... my air set up...
-hey you might want to pick ur truck up your dragging.....
-what a waste of a truck.... My reply... What a waste of your Mom......
-Do You Have Hydros
-is that your lowrider?
-is why would you do that?
-OLD couple, like grandpa munster old says, hey thats pretty neat son!
-Is that one of those alternative fuel vehicles? As an old couple stares at your air tank...
-How do you get over speed bumps?
-Y would u do that to ur truck?
-U spent all ur time and hard work jus to drag it on the ground?
-So do u jus let the air out of ur tires?
-So how much did it cost for ur hydros?
-Lets see the switches then they mave there hand like its a car with hydros
-I BET ITS FAST HUH R U One of those FAST AND FURIOUS GUYS?????
-Is it supposed to do that if so its pretty cool
-"Why do your fenderwells stil have the wheelbarrow wheels?"
-are those 22's
-wanna race
-whys your tag crooked
-make it hop like dre day yo
-how do you get in if you shave the door handles
-Are you a drug dealer?"
-Do you gots switches?"
-You got one of those mexican trucks
-Why does it sit crooked, you gotta flat?
-Why isnt it painted already?
-Is that fiberglass?
-Who would want their ride to be that low?
-What's that PSST sound whenever i pass you?
-Nice Sparkthrowers, did you bolt that on?
-Why's your girl standing beside my truck, oh man, wha, oh, yeah she just rubbed her tits on my hood...
-That thing got lowering blocks?
-What kinda springs you got under there, ive never seen any that'll sit that low before...
-Hey man, where's the duct tape?
-Hey wheres you tassels that hang from your roof?
-why do you have a hole in 'yer bed, you cant carry anything in there
-Those are the coolest hubcaps i ever seen....
-How much did all that vinyl cost??
-how do you open you tailgate w/ no handle??
-That looks like one of those Nascar Trucks
-lets take your truck to the bar
-where are your tail lights
-Is that the house of kolor bag-o-flames
-Isn't sittin on the rockers low enuf?
-Why don't you have a back bumper?
-"So when are you getting spinners?"
-Can you do that to mine?
-did you buy it like that
-Does it got a system?
-how did u make your doors open backwards
-hey did u know your doors open the wrong way ?
-"why dont u put 20s on it....?
-why is ur gas tank in ur bed"
-your front wheels look like there broken".>
-"Where is the batteries?"
-Hey your shocks are broken
-hey why dont you get 24's and raise it up and put nurf bars''
-you must drive a truck like that because you have a small penis
-did you steal that truck from a Mexican
-Your Girl was in my room last night
-lisence, registration, insuruance please
-is that a blown strut?"
-'why is there primer all over your truck did you hit something?
-You installed your lift kit upside down.....
-Hey make do 3 wheel or hop or something,
-watch out for mud puddles your gonna drown
-your springs just broke
-What is that point of lowering it
-well i guess 4 weelin' is out of the question
-your never gettin that money back when u sell it
-hey bro, your truck doesn't lay
-you got Air-shocks
-how much is a bodydrop kit?"
-if your gonna do that to a truck why dont you just drive a honda
-Nice Mexican weed wacker
-your truck just fell
-we dont have a flatbed to tow your truck
-Is it going to be that low when its finished?
-CAN YOU TOW WITH THAT TRUCK
-your truck looks like it's been on Pimp My Ride
