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how to say, "masterbation"

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Feb 20, 2004.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Adjusting your set
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  2. dohch22a4

    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    Fist kebabbing! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

    :bo:
     
  3. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha

    Tugging the tapioca tube

    that one is great.
     
  4. UDT

    UDT Senior Member

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    you didnt put "jackin your cracker" or "jurken your gurken" :D
     
  5. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    fiddling the ferrett
    slammin' the sausage
    boxing the boa
    ticking the tubesteak
     
  6. Trinity

    Trinity <font color=#FF909B><b>I go back like Aqua Net.</b

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    Roughing up the suspect

    my fav
     
  7. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    my funniest for female masterbation:

    Playing the Cello
     
  8. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    forgot:

    flubbing the dolphin :lol:
     
  9. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Oh that's easy.

    buttering up the whisker biscut
    tiptoe through the two lips

    etc etc etc.
     
  10. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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    LOL,, :lol: nice....


    fav.. --> "Staff meeting"
     
  11. NoJokE

    NoJokE Senior Member

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    Playing with the one-eyed snake
     
  12. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    well... for starters it's MASTURBATION. not masterbation. jeezis, you guys do it more than i do and can't spell... guess it really WILL make you go blind.

    there's: bootin up the hard drive... charming the anaconda...


    and for the women: double clickin the mouse...
     
  13. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    punishing the one eyed retard
    badgering the witness
     
  14. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    dont forget: "flickin the bean" for the ladies
     
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