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HOW TO STOP BARKING DOG???

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    so my boss has some little ankle bitters that constantly bark and its driving me crazy

    working all the hours = stress, and the dogs are gonna make me flip

    anyone have any ideas on how to make them stop barking?
    and i can't beat them or shock them or anything, they go and sit under my bosses desk when they see me coming, so i need something that the boss wouldn't know about, preferably cheap too :)
     
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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    Go buy a twump and roll a couple fat joints. When you take a break, snatch up the dogs and burn one. Blow the smoke in their faces. They'll calm down, trust me.
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    ok, lol just so you guys know my boss is here, so i can't shoot them or get them stoned, though i have considered both

    but shooting would be too easy for these bastards, i was thinking more along the lines of a bath with a toaster or something, just for fun :)
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    i am whoring my own post, lol

    so uhm, my second favorite website, next to hondaswap.com would be flashyourrack.com... NIIIICE
    work working obviously :)

    here's my girl :)

    not really my gurl, but a great pic
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Get a bottle of Cayanne pepper and sprinkle it on thier coats.
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    give them some exlax and let them shit all over his carpet
     
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    John's on to something really good. Get something that will ich like fuck so they won't be able to bark. They'll be too busy nipping at themselves to make any noise.
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    It's actually crueler than you think. It destroys there sense of smell. The drug guys here back in the day would put it in front of their doors when the MP's would walk the dogs through. They got in a LOT of trouble because it made the dogs useless.
     
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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    Oh... well, I guess it's pretty mean to fuck up a dog's most accute sense. On to the next idea...
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    in how high, when the birds exploded all over the deans office, that was some good shit- i say feed the dog some lit quarter sticks and send him into the bosses office
     
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    some fucked up people on this site
    lol

    but all very good ideas :)
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    i have a better idea- bring the dog home and make it look like this

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