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How would you explain this to your wife

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  1. nootrac22

    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.
    Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
    When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. Police are investigating.
     
  2. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    um... :wtf: wow, she took the dress off and still managed to steal 40K worth lol nice
     
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    if you hire a maid to clean nude, aren't you supposed to be watching her clean?

    i bet he gave it to the bitch.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Good point.

    How would I explain it? "I hired a bitch to walk around naked and clean. Would never have happened if you would walk around naked and clean."
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    ^^^ :lmao:


    id rep ya for that if i could
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    he probably hit it and fell asleep
    more money than brains?
     
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    normal people don't have 40,000 in jewlery.

    it won't be missed.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Normal people don't have $40,000 in used BMW either.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I'm going with the "he gave it to her" theory

    shit I'd give her a pearl necklace at least
     
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    i never said i was normal.
    i work hard so people on welfare don't have to.
     
  14. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    what's with steve attacking b so much lately? have i missed something?
     
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    he's just got something to prove.... and i really don't give a shit.

    steve and i are freinds. we chatted for a good 2 hours at claytons the other weekend... its all in good e-fun
     
  16. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    haha, ok. i thought i missed something. ^_^
     
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