Congrats man. As it happens, a guy I work with today got into a heated argument with the shop foreman. Foreman played it cool, took several f-bombs directed at him, more so than I would have, and then said this: "We're not friends, we ain't boys, we didn't grow up on the block together, YOU NEVER SUCKED MY DICK, so don't fuckin' talk to me like that or you can take your ass home and don't fucking come back". This happened 10 feet away from me and I had to walk away because I was laughing so hard. That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.