Chris is in the back.
[at a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: [thinking to himself "Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife."] Doing your....uh...........son...
[Peter is trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter: You know, I oughta just give you some beer. Goes straight through you.
Stewie: [sarcastic] Wonderful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn.
Peter: Yeah........ yeah?