blood that dripped into the doorskin from the one inch laceration on my forehead as i climbed out of the drivers side window with one arm merging onto 235 north from k-42 i checked my blindspot noticing a civic in the fast last. i accelerated from 45 to 65 and began to merge into the inside lane and i noticed that the civic was now in the slow lane and i was inches from smashing into it. i swerved right, rear tires broke loose and slid sideways at 65 mph into a light pole, knocking it to the ground as i slid down the embankment. i have liability insurance only. please send all donations to firstname.lastname@example.org. totally kidding. unless you want to.