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I'd like to be six again

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  1. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy - M&M's. What a fabulous adventure !
    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Honey, what was it like being six again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my DRESS SIZE, you stupid ass!!"
    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong
     
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    K2e2vin Senior Member

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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    oooooo jeebus...been there.
     
  4. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    The moral of my life.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    that bitch deserves a cunt punch.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    It's not a 6 year old fantasy until the fucking begins. Or ends, depending on which side of the fucking you're on.
     
  9. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    the morale of the story is EVERYTHING!!!its soo true
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Eh?
     
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