punkyjewster41
Senior Member
Hey guys, i know i rarely post on here, but i do enjoy reading all the ish, anywho, my name is Tim Brewer, no, i have no relation to the popular www.timbrewer.com, but im hoping to soon. This is where you come in. Tim Brewer from www.timbrewer.com wont respond to any of my emails about starting a www.timbrewer.net along with other Tim Brewers and discuss our daily lives and such, or even consent to an online interveiw. I think this is complete poppycock and gayer than aids. I'm going to need you guys to send the dude some emails telling him that he should do an online interveiw with me at LEAST. That would be awesome, below ive pasted some of the emails ive sent him. Thanks alot you guys, oh btw you can reach him at tim@timbrewer.com
Email 1:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
To: Tim@TimBrewer.com
First, I would like to commend you on all of
your acheivements. I'm sure that as a real estate
agent, your
life is quite hectic and you probably dont get to
check your email much. But if you so happen to come
upon this email I would like to say, hello! My name,
as you might have already geussed, is also, Tim
Brewer. I was born in Dallas, Texas, spent some time
overseas in my younger years, resided in southern
mississippi until the age of 18, and now, at the
tender age of 19 I reside once again in Dallas, Texas
where I studying theology and am training to be a
youth minister. I hope you dont find it awkward that I
had audacity to email you, i simply would like to say
hello and perhaps know a bit about you also, i was
very interested to find your name come up, even
moreso, i was ECSTATIC to see that there was actually
a domain name - www.timbrewer.com, you cant imagine
how cool i though that was. I recently have been
emailing other tim brewers' about perhaps starting a
www.timbrewer.net where we could get a host of people
named tim brewer to join and talk about how awesome it
is to be named tim brewer. We could discuss such
things as our hobbies, our thoughts and pictures of
our lives. Please email me back so we can discuss
such things.
Conclusitorily speaking, i bid you adeu sir, and hope
things are going swell for you this holiday season.
Adios, youre fellow name-sharer, Tim Brewer.
Email 2:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: Hark! the sequel
To: tim@timbrewer.com
Mister Brewer, after a failed attempt to get
ahold of you i am trying once again ( in vain?... i
hope not) to reach you to desperately inquire about
your interest in doing an online interview and/or
collaborating with me and other Tim Brewers across
this great land to establish www.timbrewer.net. A site
where all great men being blessed with our completely
awesome name can come together, share stories of life,
love, tears, anguish, and hope, and perhaps organize
an annual ( bi-annual?) meeting/father-son cookout
where we can all enjoy each others company in a
wholesome manner. My compueter seems to be shutting
down on me, so please return my email as soon as you
can, thank you, Tim Brewer
Email 3:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: ok buddy, im mad now
To: tim@timbrewer.com
SEVERAL, SEVERAL times i have tried to get a
response from you Mr. Brewer and have failed time and
time again. Ya know, i was really hoping that because
you had the same name as me you would share my sense
of decency, but your lack of concern to my emails has
shown me otherwise. As you can tell by the way i wrote
the word several TWICE IN ALL CAPS, im not the
happiest camper right now. I very much would like to
do an "online interveiw" with you sir, whether its via
and instant messaging service or email. If you dont
respond to this email, then i geuss you just hate me,
which is dumb because you dont even know me and if you
did you would think i am awesome. Sorry if I am coming
on too strong or this is kind of weird for you, dont
worry, its a bit weird for me too, but we can do this
together, for all i know you could be my real father,
now how awesome would THAT be. Well, ive got to go
sir, or as you might put it, g2g, have a very nice
day, and please respond. Thank you, Tim Brewer
thanks guys, remember, nothing vulgar, nothing profane, just let him know what the right thing to do is.
Email 1:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
To: Tim@TimBrewer.com
First, I would like to commend you on all of
your acheivements. I'm sure that as a real estate
agent, your
life is quite hectic and you probably dont get to
check your email much. But if you so happen to come
upon this email I would like to say, hello! My name,
as you might have already geussed, is also, Tim
Brewer. I was born in Dallas, Texas, spent some time
overseas in my younger years, resided in southern
mississippi until the age of 18, and now, at the
tender age of 19 I reside once again in Dallas, Texas
where I studying theology and am training to be a
youth minister. I hope you dont find it awkward that I
had audacity to email you, i simply would like to say
hello and perhaps know a bit about you also, i was
very interested to find your name come up, even
moreso, i was ECSTATIC to see that there was actually
a domain name - www.timbrewer.com, you cant imagine
how cool i though that was. I recently have been
emailing other tim brewers' about perhaps starting a
www.timbrewer.net where we could get a host of people
named tim brewer to join and talk about how awesome it
is to be named tim brewer. We could discuss such
things as our hobbies, our thoughts and pictures of
our lives. Please email me back so we can discuss
such things.
Conclusitorily speaking, i bid you adeu sir, and hope
things are going swell for you this holiday season.
Adios, youre fellow name-sharer, Tim Brewer.
Email 2:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: Hark! the sequel
To: tim@timbrewer.com
Mister Brewer, after a failed attempt to get
ahold of you i am trying once again ( in vain?... i
hope not) to reach you to desperately inquire about
your interest in doing an online interview and/or
collaborating with me and other Tim Brewers across
this great land to establish www.timbrewer.net. A site
where all great men being blessed with our completely
awesome name can come together, share stories of life,
love, tears, anguish, and hope, and perhaps organize
an annual ( bi-annual?) meeting/father-son cookout
where we can all enjoy each others company in a
wholesome manner. My compueter seems to be shutting
down on me, so please return my email as soon as you
can, thank you, Tim Brewer
Email 3:
From: "tim brewer" <punkyjewster03@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: ok buddy, im mad now
To: tim@timbrewer.com
SEVERAL, SEVERAL times i have tried to get a
response from you Mr. Brewer and have failed time and
time again. Ya know, i was really hoping that because
you had the same name as me you would share my sense
of decency, but your lack of concern to my emails has
shown me otherwise. As you can tell by the way i wrote
the word several TWICE IN ALL CAPS, im not the
happiest camper right now. I very much would like to
do an "online interveiw" with you sir, whether its via
and instant messaging service or email. If you dont
respond to this email, then i geuss you just hate me,
which is dumb because you dont even know me and if you
did you would think i am awesome. Sorry if I am coming
on too strong or this is kind of weird for you, dont
worry, its a bit weird for me too, but we can do this
together, for all i know you could be my real father,
now how awesome would THAT be. Well, ive got to go
sir, or as you might put it, g2g, have a very nice
day, and please respond. Thank you, Tim Brewer
thanks guys, remember, nothing vulgar, nothing profane, just let him know what the right thing to do is.
