Hey guys, i know i rarely post on here, but i do enjoy reading all the ish, anywho, my name is Tim Brewer, no, i have no relation to the popular www.timbrewer.com, but im hoping to soon. This is where you come in. Tim Brewer from www.timbrewer.com wont respond to any of my emails about starting a www.timbrewer.net along with other Tim Brewers and discuss our daily lives and such, or even consent to an online interveiw. I think this is complete poppycock and gayer than aids. I'm going to need you guys to send the dude some emails telling him that he should do an online interveiw with me at LEAST. That would be awesome, below ive pasted some of the emails ive sent him. Thanks alot you guys, oh btw you can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org Email 1: From: "tim brewer" <email@example.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book To: Tim@TimBrewer.com First, I would like to commend you on all of your acheivements. I'm sure that as a real estate agent, your life is quite hectic and you probably dont get to check your email much. But if you so happen to come upon this email I would like to say, hello! My name, as you might have already geussed, is also, Tim Brewer. I was born in Dallas, Texas, spent some time overseas in my younger years, resided in southern mississippi until the age of 18, and now, at the tender age of 19 I reside once again in Dallas, Texas where I studying theology and am training to be a youth minister. I hope you dont find it awkward that I had audacity to email you, i simply would like to say hello and perhaps know a bit about you also, i was very interested to find your name come up, even moreso, i was ECSTATIC to see that there was actually a domain name - www.timbrewer.com, you cant imagine how cool i though that was. I recently have been emailing other tim brewers' about perhaps starting a www.timbrewer.net where we could get a host of people named tim brewer to join and talk about how awesome it is to be named tim brewer. We could discuss such things as our hobbies, our thoughts and pictures of our lives. Please email me back so we can discuss such things. Conclusitorily speaking, i bid you adeu sir, and hope things are going swell for you this holiday season. Adios, youre fellow name-sharer, Tim Brewer. Email 2: From: "tim brewer" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Subject: Hark! the sequel To: email@example.com Mister Brewer, after a failed attempt to get ahold of you i am trying once again ( in vain?... i hope not) to reach you to desperately inquire about your interest in doing an online interview and/or collaborating with me and other Tim Brewers across this great land to establish www.timbrewer.net. A site where all great men being blessed with our completely awesome name can come together, share stories of life, love, tears, anguish, and hope, and perhaps organize an annual ( bi-annual?) meeting/father-son cookout where we can all enjoy each others company in a wholesome manner. My compueter seems to be shutting down on me, so please return my email as soon as you can, thank you, Tim Brewer Email 3: From: "tim brewer" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Subject: ok buddy, im mad now To: email@example.com SEVERAL, SEVERAL times i have tried to get a response from you Mr. Brewer and have failed time and time again. Ya know, i was really hoping that because you had the same name as me you would share my sense of decency, but your lack of concern to my emails has shown me otherwise. As you can tell by the way i wrote the word several TWICE IN ALL CAPS, im not the happiest camper right now. I very much would like to do an "online interveiw" with you sir, whether its via and instant messaging service or email. If you dont respond to this email, then i geuss you just hate me, which is dumb because you dont even know me and if you did you would think i am awesome. Sorry if I am coming on too strong or this is kind of weird for you, dont worry, its a bit weird for me too, but we can do this together, for all i know you could be my real father, now how awesome would THAT be. Well, ive got to go sir, or as you might put it, g2g, have a very nice day, and please respond. Thank you, Tim Brewer thanks guys, remember, nothing vulgar, nothing profane, just let him know what the right thing to do is.