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I'm getting EVIL!!!.....

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  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I got a full bucket of these things at work....

    And they are nice and easy to install in various places on the car....

    In area's where the normal operational driver/passengers are safe....

    But in the area's where bad people should not put their hands.....i.e....THEIVE'S!!!

    I will be installing about 20 of these in all the blind spots where car theives will normaly reach their hands in to disconnect hood latches, sterio wires, amps, motor mounts,....ETC.....

    So be warned.....I have other items I also plan on installing..... and the car is going to have a warning sticker posted in plain sight.

    I'm thinking about also installing a few cans of Mace mounted in the center of the car, with a trip wire mounted to the back of some certain items...so that when the item is pulled, the wire will deploy the mace in a certain area pointed at the position most common for theives to steal the items...


    PS...these are used blades, and not new ones. These were going in the trash anyways....hehe...only the tips have a little wear on them for 0.5mm...we use toss them if they doont cut material anymore, and they are mounted to an ultrasonic cutter, so even if they are dull...they still cut like crazy for a while...



    The only thing is...I could be booby trappin one car...or all the cars...I won't tell ;)


    So if these little blades don't cut up and make the theif think twice about continue-ing his plunder...then he is just too dumb...and should be cut, sprayed, shot at, tortured, hung, and be rid off his physical existance on this planet...

    I have been Violated for the last time, and the cool thing is....it's going to get caught on tape this next time...and that tape will be posted.....hehe

    Here's a few of the Gerber CarbonFiber/Kevlar cutting blades I mentioned in the last post.....they can be torqued to 30 ft/lbs, surgically sharp, and I'm going to get them a tad bit rusty so if he runs after getting cut...he'll have to get a tetnus shot or have lockjaw. Sorry for the crappy pics...I'm not in a focused mood today.

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    ***WARNING*** I could be serious.....or I could be bluffing...... ***WARNING***

    Do not try this at home...I do not want to be held responsible for your actions....only mine. I already know of the possible trouble I can get in for doing this...and you don't. The question you have to ask yourself...Is he sane? :unsure:




    Ohh...and I will give the owner of the car the option for me to remove these items or give only him/her a list of where they are located, and to leave them right where they are...installed and ready to bite....if I sell the car/cars.... :ph34r:




























    Or I might just go out and buy a decent car alarm ;) :lol:
     
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    corvetteguy Senior Member

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    Hahaha, nice man....If you do catch some MFer with one of those be sure to get pics ;)
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    be careful dude-

    YOU can get sued by a theif for that shit.

    pathetic, yes... but its the world we live in
     
  4. integraenthusiest

    integraenthusiest Senior Member

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    Those are some pretty good ideas, definatly better than a car alarm. You should try mounting them inside the steering column so nobody can hotwire your car if they somehow get inside. Just a thought. :)
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    just dont forget where you put them! :)
     
  7. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Holy blurry pictures Batman! :)

    Nice idea though!
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Good idea, but just hope they don't sue you for trying to stop them stealing your stuff :p
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    the next possible thief will be :owned: :fosho:
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    I did the same exact thing, But I just put them on the back of my cd player..
     
  11. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    What are those for exactly? Curious

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  12. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    A CNC GERBER material cutting machine....and they cut all the good stuff like Carbon fiber, Kevlar, fiberglass...etc.
     
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    That is awesome ... I need to get some on mine because all I got is a pos python alarm that only works if Im in earshot....

    SO unless I feel like spending the bucks for a cool alarm with a pager thing I need to start boobie trapping my shit too.... because I am in junction city and manhatten KS all the time and shit gets stolen left and right....

    Bleed thieves bleed.........but not so much to slap one of the
    *I fell through your roof while trying to steal your satilete dish cases...*
    on me...

    lame lawyers and bs courtrooms

    That spray from the movie the Jackal woud be cool too ;)
     
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    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    We have two Gerber Saber CNC flatbed machines at my work. Also Vinyl plotters galore. They look like the blade we use also. Thats funny.

    matt
     
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    nfn15037 Senior Member

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    Haha brilliant idea.......make sure your tetanus shot is updated before you go cutting your fingers up working on your car :lol:
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I operate two American GFM's all night...48ft X 6ft...with lazer pick up guides and all the cool shit...but come monday...I'm back to the hanger to turn wrenches again. :)
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Hmmmm.....After thinking about these blades....I wish I could fab them up to different bolt sizes and treads...and built the first S/M motor... :lol:


    That would be so cool, having a motor that could kill you if you looked at it wronge, and decorate the valve cover with stillettoe hell;s, and fishnet stockings, and a whip for the timing belt cover.....


    Just the cool factor alone would freak out a car show judge.........hehehehehhee


    I just might do it, and make it all visable, in a tastely manner.....hmmm...rivit some studs to the alt belt....simulate chains around the sparkplug wires, ...oh the ideas that iI am haveing.... :ph34r:
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    :werd:
     
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    Thats the shizzznit!!! :fosho3:

    But be sure to tell anyone who is going to be working on the car(ie Grease Monkey/Jiffy Lube type situations). I know you work on the car yourself, but if you ever by chance have someone else open your hood for you, don't let it slip your mind. :thumbsup:
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    ^^ That should be enough to if someone rips their hands apart trying to steal his shit and then tries to sue him, then the court would more than likely find in his favor.

    He could also put a 24hr surveillance video up as long as his landlord allows it and he has a sign that says there's a 24 hr surveillance system operating on the premises.
     
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