Interesting Facebook Status'

saw this on my facebook status updates. wow, just wow.

Am i the only person who doesn't have a "cum sock"?

 

I called a woman I banged a while back that. But no. I'm one of those people that does NOT have sex with his clothes.

 

uhmmm weird...I so not friending Luke on facebook

 

ehhh

 

I've fucked a shirt or two in my time, but never a sock. Maybe a moo moo, but I was drunk and that night was a bit hazy.

 

a cum sock? WTF.

I have towels for that shit, that I can wash when I need be.

 

Nah, I like women. Otherwise, still not banging clothes.

 

disposable linens ftw?

 

wonder if that prevents callouses or dry/cracked skin on feet. Hell might even work for corns or planters warts????