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Jody's future boss is a hot bitch with a hot new car

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    its probably the one lohan crashed and had fixed. lol
     
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    who gives a fuck what the hell the sluttress drives. I wonder how many blowjobs she gave to get that?
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Say what you want about Paris Hilton . . . . every guy on this board would sleep with her in a heartbeat.
     
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    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    only if I got to drive the maclaren...
     
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    there, fixed it for ya
     
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    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    fixed again...
     
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    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    fuck that bitch! I don't care what she drives..I would never want to stick my ding dong in that hosebeast! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    I wouldn't even sleep with her for the "bling" factor. She just doesnt do it for me, period.
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i honestly could care less what she drives. and all honestly, i wouldnt fuck that skinny bitch. that bitch is so skinny that she could hide behind a lightpole...LOL
     
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    :werd: who gives a fucking shit what this girl does... who cares if she has sex, who cares what car she drives, who gives a fucking shit?!!?!! not me. People need to learn that they still shit and breathe just like us... they got money la tee freakin da
     
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    You could probably get diseases just from standing nearby, much less hittin' it.

    No thanks, not even for a $500k car.
     
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    I'd give a blowjob for a McLaren SLR.


    Matt, if Paris Hilton was spread-eagle in front of you screaming 'Give it to me! Give me a ride on the bologna pony!', you know you'd lay the meat to her.


    You lie.


    ...and the pot calls the kettle black


    You would DEFINITELY hit it.
     
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    you can sit here and say you wouldnt do her till your blue in the face but if she walked up to any of you, grabbed your cock and told you she wanted fuck right now you would think twice. so stop lying :mrgreen:
     
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    She's a retard - like getting blown by a down's syndromer. Her face is caved in, her torso is misshapen and her arms are no more than 2 inches wide at any point. She's a walking train-wreck - a worn shoe.

    That's like saying that anyone would do Kelly Lebrock - You would have, were it a few years ago and she didn't take a dive in the toxic waste at the swimming pool while wearing a tutu


    Oh my.. can you count the arcane references ?
     
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