An doctor is walking around a mental hospital checking in on the patients. She goes to the first room and sees a guy moving around the room like he's playing tennis. She asks him what he's doing, and he replies that he's practicing his back swing because he's going to play in Wimbelton when he's out. She makes note of this and moves to the next room. In there, she finds a guy who looks like he's playing golf. She asks what he's doing, and he says he's working on his slice because he's going to be in the PGA when he's out. She makes note of this and moves to the next room. In there, the man is laying naked on his bed, cracking walnuts on the end of his dick. She asks him what he's doing and he replies, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting outta here!" Heyooooooooooo!