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Joke IV

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    An doctor is walking around a mental hospital checking in on the patients. She goes to the first room and sees a guy moving around the room like he's playing tennis.

    She asks him what he's doing, and he replies that he's practicing his back swing because he's going to play in Wimbelton when he's out. She makes note of this and moves to the next room.

    In there, she finds a guy who looks like he's playing golf. She asks what he's doing, and he says he's working on his slice because he's going to be in the PGA when he's out. She makes note of this and moves to the next room.

    In there, the man is laying naked on his bed, cracking walnuts on the end of his dick. She asks him what he's doing and he replies, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting outta here!"

    Heyooooooooooo!
     
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    Ok not one of your funnier ones.
    3>2>1>4
    Try again tomorrow.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Stuipd jokes of the day

    1)Q: What type of soap does Snoop Dogg use to keep his clothes white?

    A: Bleeeotch!

    2) Why shouldn't you take your kids to see "Pirates of the Carabien"??

    A: Because it's rated "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

    3) How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

    A: One, they hold it into the socket and the world revolves around them.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahhahahaha
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    I thought it was PG13?
     
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    that movie blew goats for quarters
     
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    I thought that was one of the best movies of the year so far. Johnny Depp was amazing in it, i dunno, just my opinion.

    But I thought thats joke was pretty lame. Your other jokes were better loco.
     
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    i concur.
     
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    /Howard stern circa 1992 Channel 9 comedy program on t.v.


    SHUT THE FUCK UP ED YOU BIG FAT FUCK !!!!!


    i highly doubt anyone in here is old enough to remember the bit howard stern did on his old ch. 9 late night t.v. program where he dressed up as johnny carSTONED and bababooey was Ed McMan.
     
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