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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and
    one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
    across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an
    angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
    gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
    them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
    hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have
    been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've
    wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at
    him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
    angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
    giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two
    return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells
    them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, Would you
    care to do it again?" He asks her. "Shall we?" She
    eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
    positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and
    you shit on its head."
     
  2. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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  3. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I saw it coming but it was still good. :)
     
  4. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i never saw it coming!
     
  5. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Good shit, but heard it before.
     
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    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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