There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and
one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an
angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have
been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've
wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at
him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two
return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells
them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, Would you
care to do it again?" He asks her. "Shall we?" She
eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and
you shit on its head."
one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an
angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have
been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've
wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at
him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two
return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells
them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, Would you
care to do it again?" He asks her. "Shall we?" She
eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and
you shit on its head."
Good shit, but heard it before.