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Joke of the Day .. 10/24

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
    He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
    like Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all
    the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened
    like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
    won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
    like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you
    should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

    Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. Could
    remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods
    to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
    like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank
    Feldman, he could do everything right."

    Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
    traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he
    never made a mistake"

    Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

    Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
    good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
    clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was
    the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up
    to Frank Feldman."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

    Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

    Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."
     
  2. Turbo&Auto

    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    :lmao: good one!
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: But I sort of saw where it was going.
     
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