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Joke Of The Day Pt 2 6/9/03

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  1. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    A old Chinese man goes into an eye doctor for an eye exam. At the end of the exam, the doctor tells the man "I'm sorry to tell you, but you have cataracts."

    So the old Chinese man says "I no drive cataracts! Onry Rincoln Continentals!"
     
  2. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I rike it!!

    :lol:
     
  3. phunky.buddha

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    That is SOOOOOOOOOOO not right.


















    It's supposed to be: "Onree Rincohrn Condirentorz!" :lol:
     
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    lol
    that's how Brian wong talks... hahah its funny shit.

    Mike, you sound nothing like a chinesse dude... You sound like a 6' tall black man. deep ass voice. lol
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Ah you see- I sound nothing like the stereotypical Chinese dude... most Chinese guys around here sound "normal". I have had a number of comments from black women about my voice though. They loves it.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Thanks y0. I was a little unsure of how to translate "continentals" into Engrish. :lol:
     
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    you should see chinese girls in the UK. English accent y0!
     
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    :lol: so tru..
     
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    :lol: I'm just FOOLIN' all of y'all... I'm really Laurence Fishburne. "Neo... it's VTEC, not VTECH!"
     
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    Yerrow is fast!!! :lol:
     
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    :werd:
     
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    Sorry, but I just HAD to...

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Yup, took all of like 2 minutes to make... the hard part was getting the damn eyes to look right at that size!

    :lol:

    Now... do I want to add it to the normal smilies list? Hmmm............
     
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    :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :huh: :unsure:
    i think thats even more fuktup than the chinese guy speaking spanish that i saw
     
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    Extremely. A Chinese guy speaking Spanish is just someone knowing another language. A Chinese girl speaking her native language with a localized accent is just screwy to someone who grew up speaking Chinese. Most of my generation has parents that have Chinese as their native language, and speak it at home...
     
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    LMMMFAO
    oh man
    thats the best shit ever... show bill that one!!!!
     
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