Joke Of The Day Pt 2 6/9/03

[dohcvtec_accord]

A old Chinese man goes into an eye doctor for an eye exam. At the end of the exam, the doctor tells the man "I'm sorry to tell you, but you have cataracts."

So the old Chinese man says "I no drive cataracts! Onry Rincoln Continentals!"

 

[Capt. Orygun]

I rike it!!

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Jun 9 2003, 03:52 PM
So the old Chinese man says "I no drive cataracts! Onry Rincoln Continentals!"

That is SOOOOOOOOOOO not right.


















It's supposed to be: "Onree Rincohrn Condirentorz!"

 

[posol]

lol
that's how Brian wong talks... hahah its funny shit.

Mike, you sound nothing like a chinesse dude... You sound like a 6' tall black man. deep ass voice. lol

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jun 9 2003, 11:20 PM
lol
that's how Brian wong talks... hahah its funny shit.

Mike, you sound nothing like a chinesse dude... You sound like a 6' tall black man. deep ass voice. lol

Ah you see- I sound nothing like the stereotypical Chinese dude... most Chinese guys around here sound "normal". I have had a number of comments from black women about my voice though. They loves it.

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by Calesta@Jun 9 2003, 04:52 PM
It's supposed to be: "Onree Rincohrn Condirentorz!"

Thanks y0. I was a little unsure of how to translate "continentals" into Engrish.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Originally posted by Calesta+Jun 10 2003, 12:02 AM-->

pissedoffsol

@Jun 9 2003, 11:20 PM
lol
that's how Brian wong talks... hahah its funny shit.

Mike, you sound nothing like a chinesse dude... You sound like a 6' tall black man. deep ass voice. lol

Ah you see- I sound nothing like the stereotypical Chinese dude... most Chinese guys around here sound "normal". I have had a number of comments from black women about my voice though. They loves it.

you should see chinese girls in the UK. English accent y0!

 

[Domeskilla]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jun 9 2003, 11:20 PM
Mike, you sound nothing like a chinesse dude... You sound like a 6' tall black man. deep ass voice. lol

so tru..

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+?-->

Thanks y0. I was a little unsure of how to translate "continentals" into Engrish.

Gotta take it from the yellow man himself.

Originally posted by Silverchild79@?
you should see chinese girls in the UK. English accent y0!

I've met enough of them... wait until you meet a Chinese girl that speaks Chinese with a Texas drawl.



Domeskilla@?
so tru..

I'm just FOOLIN' all of y'all... I'm really Laurence Fishburne. "Neo... it's VTEC, not VTECH!"

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by Calesta@Jun 10 2003, 12:18 PM
Gotta take it from the yellow man himself.

Yerrow is fast!!!

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Jun 10 2003, 02:21 PM-->

Calesta

@Jun 10 2003, 12:18 PM
Gotta take it from the yellow man himself.

Yerrow is fast!!!

 

[phunky.buddha]

Sorry, but I just HAD to...

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Mike

 

[phunky.buddha]

Yup, took all of like 2 minutes to make... the hard part was getting the damn eyes to look right at that size!



Now... do I want to add it to the normal smilies list? Hmmm............

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by Calesta@Jun 10 2003, 03:18 PM
wait until you meet a Chinese girl that speaks Chinese with a Texas drawl.

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
i think thats even more fuktup than the chinese guy speaking spanish that i saw

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by E_SolSi+Jun 10 2003, 11:46 PM-->

Calesta

@Jun 10 2003, 03:18 PM
wait until you meet a Chinese girl that speaks Chinese with a Texas drawl.

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
i think thats even more fuktup than the chinese guy speaking spanish that i saw

Extremely. A Chinese guy speaking Spanish is just someone knowing another language. A Chinese girl speaking her native language with a localized accent is just screwy to someone who grew up speaking Chinese. Most of my generation has parents that have Chinese as their native language, and speak it at home...

 

[posol]

LMMMFAO
oh man
thats the best shit ever... show bill that one!!!!

 

[phunky.buddha]