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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by StealthMode, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her
    husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old
    son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home
    unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
    boy now has company.


    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside."
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "$250."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
    and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    Man: "How much?"
    Boy: "$750."
    Man: "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
    your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
    The boy says, "I can't, sold them." The father asks,
    "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
    "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to
    overcharge your friends like that. That is way more
    than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
    church and make you confess."

    They go to church and the father alerts the priest,
    and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
    and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark! in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
     
  2. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    HAHAHAHA
     
  3. Xaero3953

    Xaero3953 Senior Member

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  4. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    [​IMG] HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahahahahaah..... [​IMG]

    wasn't expecting that...
     
  5. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    not as good as above...

     
  6. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    dont start that shit again!

    bhahahaha [​IMG] LMFAO!!!
     
  7. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    both the jokes were funny
     
  8. hondarin

    hondarin Please enter a value using 50 characters or fewer. VIP

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    <span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">ROFLMAO!!</span></span>

    to the first one
     
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