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StealthMode

Kung Foolin'
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old
son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home
unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy now has company.


Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't, sold them." The father asks,
"How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that. That is way more
than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest,
and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark! in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
 
not as good as above...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn`t say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You`re right," she said. "I think I`ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That`s a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">ROFLMAO!!</span></span>

to the first one
 
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